✨ maggie ✨

she/her. 🔞 . virgo. cat lady.

♡ @clownapparition ♡

[✨ maggie ✨ @themeanseasons]

He's so cute I can't

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

NYT now confirms it.

He knew about Oct 7.

He stood down IDF posts.

He moved a festival of kids a mile from the unmanned IDF line.

He slaughtered his own people to justify slaughtering 100 times more Palestinians.

It was all by design.

An evil beyond imagination

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

Chris Hansen hasn't put away a single predator. Perverted Justice & the cops did all the investigatory work, set up the stings, & made the arrests. Hansen was only there to turn the whole thing into entertainment, & his antics sometimes helps the predators get off without charges

[Julian II @JulianHeliosII]

It's so fucking funny that this movie's biggest cultural impact is hot clips of Margaret Qualley, given the point of the film

[maria 🦋 @_mariaslibrary_]

He can't be a social climber and "embarrassed to be seen with her" at the same time. And this is not a read. Maybe it would be 4 months post break up but 3 years post break up while married to someone else it's embarrassing if we're being honest

[JoeJoe🇮🇪 @itsnotjoejoe]

if you had to get rid of same-day delivery to give amazon workers rights and better conditions, then fuck it sure why not? we used to be able to live without it

[brooks’ newport imaging scan @virgosburnr]

chris hansen is responsible for fucking up the investigation into onision, one of the most well known online predators, after years of evading justice because he got way too involved. he continued to lie and say the investigation was still open for months when it wasn’t.

[h 🦦 @allcatsaregreen]

I'll never get over that person saying this was the most unsettling, horrifying song they'd ever heard

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

When this man returns to Pennsylvania as a citizen, I want his Sheetz and Wawa rewards cards revoked. I want his shorts sewn into pants. His hoodies turned into crewnecks. May his pretzels always be stale. His hoagies all onions. His turkey hill iced tea sour. His ATV tires flat.

[lesbian de romanus 🔞 @targchester]

the concept of sheldon cooper shipping batcest

[trophyxcx @trophyyxcx]

I’m shaking, Swifties are in psychosis over her new album 😭😭😭😭😭

[Angel River @biomanzilla]

King Sejong of Joseon just before inventing Hangul:

[{byedisaster} Walmart Lestat @bi_bye_disaster]

love it when a man gets so mad he starts speaking Shakespearean

"But am I as boring as the blather committed onto the ferric tapes of your fascinating boy?" (the word "ferric" meaning "containing iron" referring to the magnetic coating on cassette film. Fun)

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

These two pics next to each other seems like a house of dragons casting announcement

[striker’s biggest glazer @rodeorosebud]

so you’re telling me all the other coyotes go after female road runners but wile e specifically chases the male one

[✨ @magdalenepop]

hey guys welcome back to my channel! this is a day in the life of me and my husband who has cte

[Official Otaku 🔞 @knicksStan123]

"I want less Disney in my kingdom hearts"

MF THATS CALLED FINAL FANTASY

[Acyn @Acyn]

Q: Why not become an independent?

Fetterman: Because I’m a lifelong Republican.

Garrett: You mean a Democrat.

Fetterman: A Democrat.

[el🏹 @laufeydottirs]

gracie abrams having a song in the love hypothesis is so funny like wdym jj abrams’ daughter has a song in the reylo fanfiction movie

[nyla @svnsaz]

the concept of the minions orchestrating the red wedding