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🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 30 // she/her/hers

[ube shawty @themeds_]

like i’m so sorry but you have no business being in NP school for an unrelated specialty with less than 1 year under your belt 💀 they really should require a certain number of years at bedside in your specialty

[ube shawty @themeds_]

i’m a nurse’s nurse through and through but i implore you to ask your APN their experience bc some of these people have no business being providers 😭

[ube shawty @themeds_]

“in our masculine” “in our feminine” bitch if u don’t shut the fuck up 😩

[ube shawty @themeds_]

god i love women

[ube shawty @themeds_]

everybody shut up my queen is on

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines

[ube shawty @themeds_]

this is @italyagnnej coded

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lady Gaga truthfully answers she’s a ‘Glee’ fan in Vanity Fair’s Lie Detector interview.

[ube shawty @themeds_]

@italyagnnej wait what that is insane

[ube shawty @themeds_]

it’s actually so weird you can buy fruits out of season all the time in the states idk

[ube shawty @themeds_]

@mracecortez @rachhcanete bro how do i forget it’s me every time LMAO

[ube shawty @themeds_]

the people who banned tiktok are also definitely the people who fall for the work phishing email every single time

[ube shawty @themeds_]

yucky blucky fruitcake had a long time spot in my playlist 😭😭😭

[ube shawty @themeds_]

wait i’m mad af doechii blew up now i’ll never be able to afford tickets

[ube shawty @themeds_]

filipino trump supporters when they get deported 😨😨😨

[ube shawty @themeds_]

sago is superior to boba i think we all know that

[ube shawty @themeds_]

this election season i really need to speak my truth. stop putting boba in your taho when you know it should be sago

[ube shawty @themeds_]

imma keep it 100 if live action lilo/nani/david ain’t the same color as me i ain’t interested

[ube shawty @themeds_]

IT baddies idk how you do this im losing my mind

[ube shawty @themeds_]

bro i’m in virtual jury duty listening to old people not know how to use technology for the last 3 1/2 hours im going fucking insane

[ube shawty @themeds_]

like go head girl tell me why they’re your otp i love that for you 😭🫶🏽

[ube shawty @themeds_]

for the first time in my life someone told me their fav ship in real life when i asked about a shared fandom. that’s tight dawg