meg 🎀

god, grant me the serenity to accept the vibes that aren’t rootin tootin

[meg 🎀 @themeggiest]

starting a new thread for things my school-age students say (mostly grades K-3rd but sometimes I get some 4th-7th one liners that take me OUT):

[Megami thee Stallion™️ @MegamiNYC]

I hate that this is the timeline she’s forced us into. But goodbye and good riddance.

She made this bed. Now rot in it.

[Etan Thomas @etanthomas36]

“There is no where in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil and how you die does not redeem how you lived. You don’t become a hero in death when you are a weapon of the enemy in life”
~Pastor Howard John-Wesley
of Alfred Street Baptist Church
In DC #CharlieKirk

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I don't know who needs to hear this but Los Angeles is not burning to the ground and if you believe this, you are easily manipulated by propaganda, lack basic critical thinking skills and are simply really stupid.

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | or3 month @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82]

Good Afternoon to everyone who voted for Vice President Kamala Harris.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Call me crazy but I don’t think President Kamala Harris would’ve turned off free lunches for poor children or cut Medicaid funding for vulnerable Americans.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Don’t blame me. I voted for the qualified woman over the criminal rapist.

[meg 🎀 @themeggiest]

GOOD. DO NOT LET THEM ON CAMPUS WITHOUT A SIGNED WARRANT FROM A JUDGE.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I need every democrat to have this energy for the next four years

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Sorry, the Jedi Order isn't available right now https://t.co/yNSuV5vrY1

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

I mean it sincerely.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Whatever horrors we will face in the next four years, the ONLY people who cannot be blamed are those who voted for Kamala Harris. If you voted for trump or if you sat on the sidelines and allowed him to be elected, you are complicit. So don’t say anything to Kamala voters, don’t even look at us. We tried to stop this, you didn’t.

[paris rae @parisrae13]

yeah you should be worried btw!

[snes quiet, mba in bisnesuality @THELONGQUIET]

1. censorship is bad
2. a lot of fuckin americans had tiktok as their damn source of income
3. censorship is bad dipshit 😭

[maybe: larky ☁️ @ofthemisery]

it’s not “upset over an app” it’s realizing that this is the start of something extremely terrifying…

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

if your reaction to the tiktok ban is "well now influencers have to get real jobs" and not "wow this is a terrifying display of censorship," i am begging you to reach into the deepest recesses of your brain and dust off those critical thinking skills

[nomi ˚₊✩‧₊ 🥭 @mangos4brkfst]

fuck anybody who voted for him, I will never forgive you.

[Dream for America @DreamAmerica_]

To all the young people who think Joe Biden is to blame for the TikTok ban: