Ahmad

Muslim stuff. Other stuff. Just stuff 

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

The only thing I'm absolutely sure about is that I have no idea about anything.

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

@lebanesesami Why is it a competition

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

The bar is that low for a US government official huh

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

31 years in office. 0 sexual assault allegations from women.

RIP king

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

:)

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Obsidian is now working on a new 'Fallout' game 🎮

(via @Business)

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

I see these same tweets literally every 6 weeks

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

Really well written AI

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Customer leaves a note after tipping 9$ on a $600 restaurant bill

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

I guess it’s cool to have the Israel flag in your office if you’re a member of congress

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For a US official to fly the flag of another country after having sworn an oath of citizenship that requires sole loyalty to America is nothing but treason!

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

I will only be watching Toy Story 5 based on the amount of Hamm screentime we get

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Theologian JD Hall to Tucker Carlson:

The Muslim rulers didn't tax churches during the Ottoman period. They were very kind to Christians.

As a matter of fact, they took care of our holy sites. Islamic authorities rebuilt the Church of the Holy Sepulchre three different times over the centuries.

They had a law protecting Christian pilgrims on their journey. Nobody messed with the pilgrims.

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

I’ve never had more fun playing a game than I do playing Halo custom games.

[iSpiteful @iSpiteful]

Its 2026 and Halo Reach custom games are still leaving me in tears from laughing too hard 🤣

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

Or foreign terrorist countries, right?

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

Your tax dollars should serve YOU.

Not criminals, not fraudsters, not foreign nationals.

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

Brother

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Trump reportedly asked aides whether the U.S. could sell Puerto Rico or swap it for Greenland.

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

Retweet if you're getting black ops 2

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

F

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say Kobe Bryant. Name an athlete who spent their entire career with one team.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

Dawg

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

My bad

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

I liked The Boys finale. Season was like a solid 5/10 but the finale was like a 7.5/10. Most of the season was kind of a waste of time to be honest to set up spinoffs

[Ahmad @themehhhhh]

Please stfu

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

Thomas Massie had 1,545 donors from Kentucky

Ed Gallrein had 70 donors from Kentucky