MELODY JAMES

No

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omg i lost my fucks, can someone help me find them

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i missed all my fucked up internet venting

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i'm back on twitter and what the fuck is what anymore

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@alejex Daaaaasaaaaamn

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I just farted an a flat, no lie

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"60% of the time, it works every time."

I see no flaw in this logic.

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The heat is broke

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I don’t like what I’m smelling rn

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#NewProfilePic

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nice

[EndZone Leprechaun @EndZnLeprechaun]

You meet a man on the Oregon trail that tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him that Terry is a girls' name. Without hesitation Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. You have died of dissin Terry. #TeamPXY #DadJokes

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i don't know bout the caption but this just made me lolz

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when u print something in the other room and the printer is kind of slow and u immediately forget you printed something and then it makes a noise when it starts printing and for 3 whole seconds you're 100% sure it's a ghost in the house

[sssss @suckmysouI]

happy october

[MELODY JAMES @themelodyjam]

@kindslut Can this please be the new dance challenge

[popular slut @kindslut]

when Aaron Samuels asks you what today is

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Like for a sandwich

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I’m hungry

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@BrianRathbone But why

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Definitely him

[MELODY JAMES @themelodyjam]

Just thinking about how pissed I would get when people told me to just make music a hobby and not a career... they didn’t understand how much of a coping mechanism music was/is for me... and the only healthy one I had for a long time... makes sense that I’d cling to it