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Do the next right thing

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Take heart, struggling academics: at least you don’t have to get into an untested quantum accelerator to keep funding and doom yourself to a life of time travel as other people

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

BREAKING: Tom Cruise’s Olympic Hollywood sign has fallen down due to the earthquake.

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

The saddest part of this conflict is the violence won’t stop. Untold numbers of Palestinians will die. They don’t all support Hamas. This could explode into a full blown regional conflict with multiple countries actively involved. It’s just awful for so many reasons.

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@toolazytofail1 @AskAManager Following!

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

If you really want a better Twitter you need to go back to the web's roots: net neutrality, surfing for pleasure, and communities of interest. Kill off the search algorithms that prioritise outrage and influence: make the online world human-centic again.

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@MusicologyDuck When tri-ply is the gold standard for heat distribution but All-Clad $900 for a standard set, look up Tremontina. I got 3 pans, 2 pots and 2 pasta-type pots of various sizes with lids for $300ish

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@ClaireMKBowen Calling @AskAManager, get a load of this 😠

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@TheLegitIC @aWildSalem I legit have current plans with a fellow exvangelical to listen to Castles and Cauldrons with her wife, take notes on the "DnD" game, build it out into a homebrew one-shot, and play it. That episode is a goddamn masterpiece 😂

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@annehelen Star Trek Deep Space Nine

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@birbigs Quarter Sheets Pizza in Echo Park has amazing Detroit style pizza and the most amazing cakes. Different menu each week! https://t.co/SQLXSfkoOZ

[Micah Carver @ThisMicahCarver]

What if James Dobson had just focused on his own family?

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@sullivem Calling @MadMenQts

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

It will be fine

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@JuliaMeiHersey ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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@maine_witch @ThreatNotation My beloved Theory II Prof was an Indian man with the poshest British accent, who would (jokingly) threaten to “defenestrate” unruly students.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

Jesus actually had really specific things to say about how much you should bother unjust judges and make their lives miserable.

[your friend, Dracula @Remember_Sarah]

you can't spell menswear without men swear

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Whenever I see this, I’m endlessly delighted by how excited he is about his joke 😂

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

We won one Juan!

[Joe Newberry @JoeNewberry]

I love this quote from Mr. Rogers... “Often when you think you're at the end of something, you're at the beginning of something else.” (I also love the fact that it is nearly impossible to read something from him without hearing his voice in your head.)

[Julian Huguet (Supposedly) @HuggetOut]

May the 4th be math timeth acthelerathion.