Theme Park Rando

Your favorite bartender/louvre detective.

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@BrerOswald Annnnnnd that’s exactly the problem lol.

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@DrewDisneyDude Ah yes, just what Disney needed to defeat the allegations. A story about turning young girls into witches! 😂

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@iamcg83 What do the all-caps words have to do with a picture showing approximately 40 people in an express line?

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@jake_coasters @JayViruet Eejanika is pretty cool though

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@jake_coasters Anyone who says something other than Berk, can’t be trusted.

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@khnh80044 Huh? He literally stole the moonwalk from Bob Fosse lol.

Nothing Michael Jackson did was originally, just regurgitated pop nonsense

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Bob Fosse in Little Prince movie, 1974 had a massive influence on Michael Jackson.

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@BrerOswald I mean yeah once they took the guns and cowboys and Indians out of Magic Kingdom….

Was pretty obvious where things were going.

Next they’ll move the cannons out of pirates and replace them with hugs instead

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@jake_coasters As much as i hate to say it….

Mack wasn’t quite ready. Intamin would have been more reliable.

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@StarportStrdust Don’t waste your time on the DisTwitter folks who speak about coasters… they cannot be helped. Trapped inside their 6 year old selves.

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@AParkMind Answer: no.

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@RonRester

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@BrerOswald

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@imaginaticart What, Walmart checkout lines arnt your idea of a fun immersive themed experience?

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@Valiantes_ It is so clearly antithetical to everything the park was supposed to stand for that it’s a bit inexplicable.

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@coastersnbrews This is such a *im younger than 50* take gotta respect it.

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@Mattlegostar2 Except, none of this is accurate or true.

They dismissed the open hub idea over a decade ago and made changes to the park since then.

People are acting like it’s a crazy idea because it’s a stupid idea.

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@coastersnbrews It’s an exceedingly foolish idea and I’m surprised there are still many so many people taking it seriously

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@Bentleys_Enigma

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@BrerOswald Many such cases now that Epic Universe is open