Mariah

profile pic by @temmiesky | assigned silly by spotify | Mariah | 32 | she/her | won’t stop talking about my Marvel OCs

[Mariah @themeparktrash]

The girls who get it get it (ft @torchthebats)

[H. R. Shammengutz📺🎃 @sonoranshark]

SOXKSKDK I FOUND A CLEAR PICTURE OF THIS We love the self love

[miss peggy colorado @muppetsleaze]

the idea of winning four emmy’s for something without a premise

[chia ❥⋆˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ @lokiseyez]

that time Loki forgot to break the gel cast after his curly hair routine

[Michael King @MiichaelKing]

I wish we had reverence for Halloween music the same way we do for Christmas, because this deserves to return to #1 in the charts every October and I’m deadly serious.

[☆ nova ☆ @MelanatedMuppet]

this is what having a fixation on a disney property feels like

[J.Dieso🍉 (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @jdieso616]

JIM HENSON WAS ABLE TO DO THIS IN 1976! WITH A BOX OF FELT!

[Mariah @themeparktrash]

@mcntanasky @memyselfnradio In a very vague defence they didn’t even play that at my show. My show felt…off. I still had a great time! They sound great live!

[Jacko B. Graphic @1928Fantasmic]

The thing that irks me the most is that Disney could use this as a marketing machine.

Need to promote Doomsday? Have RDJ guest star.

Want to start buzz for Starfighter?
Have Gosling on Pigs in Space.

The synergy machine could work overtime.

[Alicia Stella @AliciaStella]

Ironically a good premise for a new Muppet Show is them at risk of cancellation because the studio can’t decide on a good premise. And each week they’re forced to incorporate a new element using notes from the producer

[Mariah @themeparktrash]

JOE HART?!? This man?!?

[唯我独尊・宮内蛍 @real_hotaru]

Goodnight

[tuna mayo @eskabeche_]

wile e probably was like "yea im gonna give him a heart shaped bomb, that'll get him" and road runner's like "awww my thoughtful bf ❤️" what in the yaoi

[Mariah @themeparktrash]

I saw coyote vs acme tonight and it’s a 10/10

[Shifaa || MagLilSniffer @SuSSyy_SuShii]

loki and thor? lol

[Mariah @themeparktrash]

Has been for years 🫩

[sarah⏳️ @sarahposting_]

every week theres like a post that circles around along the lines of "your soulmate is canadian". im concerned the canadian dating market is in a major recession

[Mariah @themeparktrash]

@OfficiallyEmi Thank you for supporting me in this difficult time

[Mariah @themeparktrash]

Went to work immediately after getting three fillings and trying to drink a coffee when half your mouth is numb should be an Olympic sport

[Mariah @themeparktrash]

Famously one of if not THE best season of How I Met Your Mother

[Jesny @Jesnypenny]

No show has a good season 5. It’s a rite of passage for it to be ass.

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Beautiful woman named Health Canada keeps warning me that everything I love is high in sodium

[Mariah @themeparktrash]

@OfficiallyEmi Genuinely SO upset that I’m only missing her by a few days