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Software Engineer

[STRANGER @STRANGER4eva_]

✨ TRACK 1 —— ‘LOVE ME WRONG’

(Written and performed by STRANGER, produced by @mvddwest , Mixed and Mastered by @whoizza_ )

✨ TRACK 2 —— ‘APOCALYPSE’

(Written and performed by STRANGER, produced/mixed/mastered by @mvddwest )

[BLOWNBOY RU @rugerofficial]

God pls remove this club from my memory. I want to start afresh

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The Hope Powell aesthetic.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Stop teaching generations to take pride in suffering. Teach them to demand better institutions, better infrastructure, better opportunities and a society where human dignity is not a luxury.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🥊 In the red corner today...

Come on United! 🔴⚪️⚫️

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Manchester United Football Club.

A football club only works when the sum of its parts is greater than any one human.

At Manchester United that worked ruthlessly well for 20 years.

You can then trace when the rot started.

1. Calling Moyes "Everton". Big time players started to call the shots. That Moyes wasn't up to it is irelevant, the sum of the parts mantra was broken.

2. Ronaldo return. Always about 1 player in pressers, never about the team.

3. The piano playing decadence of Alexis reveal. City announce Haaland in a bland statement. United went full Liberace to "prove" how big they were. Clubs on top don't need to prove anything. They just do.

4. Numerous managers, sporting directors, organisational changes. Villa gave Emery the key to Villa Park and Bodymoor Health and said "you're the expert, we'll bring in your guys". 90% worked, 10% didn't. The 10% exited without fuss. United? Every name is a part of the circus.

5. Leaks. If you're supposed to be the worlds biggest club, you don't leak to Partridge type YouTubers or local journos. Chose players and their character carefully.

6. Fergie. Liverpool ruthlessly moved Shankly well away from Anfield, to the dismay of many. Romantics rightly said " WTF, it's him who started this!". Liverpool board and Boot Room said, "Move him out, he's only ever going to be a distraction". Proved true. The cameras panning to Fergie every game did United no favours. Why? Nobody could compete with that man.

7. Owners. When you allow owners in who only want to use you as collateral ( Hi Mr Big Banker, we own Man United so we're good for the fucking huge loan we want for something else) in a transaction, you're fucked. A lesson that even the biggest clubs are prone to chasing the dollar from anyone and everyone. Time to protect all of our clubs from rogue ownership.

8. Four four fucking two. Attack attack attack. Sometimes, in order to find yourself you need to go back to your roots. United play attacking, swaggering football. Buy two great wide men. Two mobile and aggressive midfielders. One ball playing, one aggressive central defender. Two fullbacks who only defend and a keeper who commands his box. Basics. United do that and even now all the people, characters, noise can be boiled down to basics that at first grind out badic results as the mess above gets dealt with. Basics. Painfully simple ones.

Manchester United Football Club are one of the world's biggest acting like a lost army after a great General left the batallion.

Find your General , on the pitch, in the dugout, at the head of the company, then green shoots will follow.

Sometimes, simplicity is everything and complexity is ruinous. The club believed its own hype instead of following its own DNA.

[Founding Father ( ijawboi) 🌿 🕊️ @ebitt]

Next Tuesday 🕊️🕊️

https://t.co/hXhk97SKo0
Link for the Mass.

[Emil Kowalski @emilkowalski]

Back in 2021 I interviewed at Vercel and I failed badly.

I couldn’t implement a debounce function and was stuck for like 30 minutes. It was pretty embarrassing.

10 months later (2022) I interviewed again and got the job.

Don’t give up!

[Real @themeykar_]

wtf 😭

[el pistolero. @letozzycook]

200l i dey freshers hostel when
my sis send me 10k after i never chop for days, network no gree am enter until 12am 😭

na my last energy i use buy 6 rite and big sosa from that b wing shop, as i begin chop i no know when i pass out 😭🤣🤣🤣 my body enter shock as e detect sugar

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's time for team news! ⏰

🔴 Here's your United starting XI...

🤳 @Snapdragon

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

I love Carrick as a United legend and appreciate him for taking us back to the Champions League. I also think he earned his chance but I can admit as well that he has squandered it. We haven't recruited properly but we have enough to look a lot better than we currently do. It is time to move on but he cannot go alone. Heads have to roll, Berrada's and Wilcox's included.

[Real @themeykar_]

Proper vibes baller 😂

[kenna @kennagq]

Zirkzee is the guy in the group project who just shows up with his ideas and doesnt care if you implement them or not

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Your United starting XI! 🔴📋

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

You need to be lore-maxxing. Taking risks. Failing miserably. Relentlessly strategizing and experimenting. Nobody wants to die with a story that isn't worth telling.

[Real @themeykar_]

😂

[🌱 @xy_Readone]

Leonardo Di Carpio is one hell of a liar in his movies mahn lmaoooo, from Titanic to Catch me if you can, The Departed, Wolf of wall street.

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

The saddest thing about my father’s shadow for me was that Nigeria is just bloody the same.

Nothing has changed.

Absolutely nothing!

That man was angry as heck, because he realized in that moment that the Nigeria he died fighting for wouldn’t be actualized for his children.

[Mauricio Costello Jackson @xo_ayobami]

My interpretation of My Father's Shadow is that Fola died at Bonny Camp and returns within Remi’s dream state a concept framed directly by the opening line: "Dear Father, I will see you in dreams."
Several details in the opening scenes support this:

[adidas Football @adidasfootball]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. 🐐

[intern @ekemini58110]

What coding for 7months has taught me so far

1. You don’t need to memorize everything
2. Errors are part of development
3. Documentation Matters
4. Building exposes what tutorials hide(This is so true)
5. Consistency beats motivation
6. Code with AI, but understand what you’re coding