Alex Conner

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

And the "Birthday Millie" tradition continues...

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50 Shades of weather this year.

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

Am I allowed to start tweeting again? What if I include a picture of a baby with a toothbrush, even though she doesn't have teeth?

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

Nothing like a little Shrek at 4am to calm my little ogre. #dadlife #newborn #sleeplessnights

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

@FrontierCorp run some internet lines out to Ragglesville, IN so I can give you my money.

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

@CenturyLink I knew I made the wrong decision #boutaweekago no internet no callback and can't reach any techs/support

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

It was MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! #YouKnowWhoYouAre #cword

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Don't worry kids, being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

Officially engaged!! @abi_jade14

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RIP to all the money that I'll be spending on beer this weekend.

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

"@WeLoveGirlCode: ITS OFFICIAL http://t.co/dcQjOrjdCW" @abi_jade14

[Abby Conner @abi_jade14]

"@PoorHomieBen: After I looked at my homework due tomorrow http://t.co/27vI5EgSWo" @TheFootlongKing @weslengacher30 #lifegoals 😂

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There is no evidence that exists that life should be taken seriously.

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

#TheFootlongKing is back bitchez! #EatFresh

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The only thing white girls CAN even.

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BREAKING: The entire #Falcons roster has been suspended 6 games under the NFL's new domestic violence policy for what they're doing to Tampa

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

Love you too @abi_jade14 ! Sorry for being Captain Asshole sometimes (;

[Alex Conner @TheMFLoneStar]

"@Princess_GF_: I can't wait to move out with my boyfriend and get a dog together" @abi_jade14

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@NotSoWhiteChild