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“… Sordid details following” ⚡️🪩✨ (she/her) 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈✝️

[FLT @themi1kmann]

I had a dream they altered the Trainline app so it tracked your menstrual cycle and would recommend locations if you were ovulating or not

[Grace @graceyldn]

Reposting this on his 100th birthday

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

It's impossible to overheat on Elizabeth Line trains, the AC is SO good. A fitting tribute to a woman that produced a sweatless child 😍

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham’s train has arrived in London 21 minutes late

He can now claim Delay Repay from Avanti West Coast

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well

[FLT @themi1kmann]

@lesthecroc @afneil At least it isn’t AI I suppose?

[George @SocDemGeorge]

Top 10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster

[FLT @themi1kmann]

“you know I’d walk over HOT COALS for Paul O’Grady…”

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When the January 6th people made it inside and didn’t really know what to do.

[KPMG dad @jenuflexion]

Since the early 2010s nearly every working class voice has been excised out of the media, so this beige chummy middle-class bakeoff-ification is the end result.

[FLT @themi1kmann]

Playing constantly in a loop in my head at all times

[Classic Ads @ClassicAdvertz]

Crusha, 2003

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

There's Actually Still A Little Bit of History Left by Francis Fukuyama

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

toxic masculinity implies the existence of ooops i did it again masculinity and hit me baby one more time masculinity

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

there are sentences being said that have never been said before

[Matthew Charlesworth @mjc19802011]

@paranoiacs The most important thing he did of course being producing Happy Mondays’ debut album, Squirrel and G-Man Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carnt Smile (White Out)

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

Literally all it took was a few £ on Cameo for you to raise a toast to the IRA.