Juan™️©️

Tide goes in tide goes out can’t explain it. DCAing more $HOOD than you. Never financial advice. Opinions are my own and are probably stupid.

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

Bookmark this tweet. Second half domination loading.

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

Few months ago I installed a brand new AC unit in my room in Colombia.
Total cost was maybe $500. Local government practically gave me a medal.

Meanwhile Europe is charging €8,000 and a permit from Charlemagne.

Who’s third world now?

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

Everyone too bullish on South American futbol with Brazil and Paraguay winning today.

Feel like Colombia is gonna ruin this trend on Friday.

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

Finally figured this out thanks to @Davivienda but it was not easy.

Feel like there’s an opportunity in LatAm where a catch-all call center to help idiots like me would print money.

Idk.

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

Trying to pay my property taxes to @AlcaldiaEnv and this website could not be any more difficult to use.

[Jackson @macrojack21]

in hindsight not buying a house at 2.5% rate before $6 TRILLION of new $$$ fully settled into the economy was a permanent underclass move by me

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

What a bounce from today’s lows on $MU

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

If you’re not buying the dip on $MU today then idk what to tell you.

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

@aestheticsguyy

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

If you’re not buying the dip on $MU today then idk what to tell you.

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

“Let’s check in on $BULL”

I hate this demonic little ticker

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

@ProblemSniper I love $MU and agree the comments on the original post are uncalled for. Some people cannot handle volatility.

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

@Mr_Derivatives He said never sell YOUR bitcoin. He didn’t say he’d never sell his lol.

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

Life is funny more. strangers you talk to the better your life will be. The more strangers you talk to the more opportunities you will be exposed to. The more strangers you talk to the luckier you will be. Just talk to more people. Volume volume volume just put in the reps.

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

How your email finds me

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

@WadexFlash COLOMBIA! ***

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

Too many people on x dot com still spelling it as Columbia.

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

@ReOpenChris Colombia. Come on.

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

False. We are waiting for Lucho Diaz 🇨🇴

[Hard Rock Stadium @HardRockStadium]

Ready for Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

Read the room, pal

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

Barely even a winter TBH

More like a cool breeze

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

@Mr_Derivatives Bottom signal?

[Juan™️©️ @themiamipapi]

$MSFT is openly saying console storage and memory costs are up 2.5x and could double again.

Meanwhile $MU is still trading like memory pricing hasn’t entered a new cycle.

[sephie is sane @3thyr3al]

despite being an "angry bird" it remains stoic in the face of conflict, many of us could learn a lesson here