mike electric

Aggressive in presence, athletic in shape, and confident in its stance, the Michael exudes performance from every angle.

[mike electric @themichaelevent]

The BLT is the sandwich with the most medicinal properties.

[mike electric @themichaelevent]

Getting cockblocked by her gay best friend, no but really. This isn’t funny , I’m a victim.

[Fred @seanelonmusk]

I have officially achieved inner peace for the rest of my life

[WWE Nostalgia @WWENostalgia_]

October 5, 1998: Stone Cold disguises himself as doctor, attacks Vince McMahon

[mike electric @themichaelevent]

@TalkinBaseball_ Fuck u @astros

[mike electric @themichaelevent]

@elijahwood @zatchweensatan I love you Elijah.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

Wow, the Boognish really does provide. what an embarrassment of Ween riches of late!

[mike electric @themichaelevent]

One reasoni despise the dodgers is because Kyle Fucking Tucker is batting in the 8-hole.

[Ween @weeninfo]

Shinola, Vol. 2 is finally ready. It will be available as a part of RSD Black Friday as a 2LP set at participating stores (and also available as a 1CD at all retailers). The tracklist was started by Deaner over a decade ago, and has the first official release of favorites.

[retro @GANGSTAF3VER]

Real niggas teams 0-4

[Harry Khachatrian @Harry1T6]

They were surprised to learn that there was no life saving equipment in the… EXECUTION ROOM

[𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 🇵🇸 @Y2K_mindset]

In fraternities and sororities they basically break people down as much as possible and then build them back up in a branded way. They enter with personalities, go in an unseen back room for maintenance, come out as the same person, and in return they get access to certain things

[mike electric @themichaelevent]

Sorry cockblocked is too vulgar. But you understand my point.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

BRYCE HARPER FUCKING TIES IT!

[mike electric @themichaelevent]

Smoking weed looking at amish maple roll top desks. Baby steps.

[mike electric @themichaelevent]

@Chris_Renkel 😭😭