mickey

they/them | minor | strawberries are awesome | tuff but also a cutie pie | formerly "Burry" | I like sports #raisehail #forthedistrict | priv @mickeyatnite

[mickey @themickeyberry]

new pinned

[May Evergreen @BoxAnimations27]

@burryishere i strive to be as much of a faggot as you are

[mickey @themickeyberry]

@detector_sm0ke why would i get an actual job when i have a $4800/hr job right in front of me

[mickey @themickeyberry]

@detector_sm0ke "social media huh? can i see your account?"

[mickey @themickeyberry]

@detector_sm0ke i said my name 80 times in 1 minute so 30 minutes of that is $2400
which is like. still really good money

[mickey @themickeyberry]

@detector_sm0ke "i use video editors to create content for social media"

[mickey @themickeyberry]

@detector_sm0ke i know everything

[mickey @themickeyberry]

@detector_sm0ke i think i can spare 20 minutes a day of saying my name over and over again in exchange for generational wealth

[mickey @themickeyberry]

@detector_sm0ke (⸝⸝๑ ̫ ๑⸝⸝⸝)

[mickey @themickeyberry]

@detector_sm0ke (⸝⸝0⸝⸝0⸝⸝)

[mickey @themickeyberry]

if im not mistaken this is the first time garfield has ever actually thought instead of just telepathically communicating with those around him

[Daily Garfcast @DailyGarfcast]

Garfield by Jim Davis for Sun, 08 Nov 2026

[Babis The Vague @VagueBabis95278]

“The Best Acting of All Time”
“AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”

[, @w0a0i0f]

guys i think there’s something sacred in the mundane

[mickey @themickeyberry]

😭😭😭😭

[Hey, It's Erin! @TheTruestErin]

Watch Jesse’s smile fade micrometer by micrometer as he realizes that yes actually, that is indeed the plan. Watch him slowly realize that his party will never receive votes again. You can literally see his mouth straighten out if you watch the video

[grovy @grovymango]

That era of men online pretending they think abt the Roman Empire everyday was some bullshit

[zero @zerowye]

I outrank you in this scenario

[Yugami @YugamiSekaiP]

people tell neurodivergent people "no one is coming to save you" as if it's supposed to light a fire of bullshitted inspiration under their ass when it just makes them want to kill themselves instead

[Negative Creep @7Negative_Creep]

do you think there's a single woman in this entire video lol

[avi 🎗️ @redvaultkey]

do men understand that women dying exclusively for the male characters arc is.... a bad thing