mighty gays

[mighty gays @themightygays]

this guy's doing his hair like me, he's walking like me, this is MY LOOK

[mighty gays @themightygays]

you fight well,,, for a Russell Brand impersonator

[mighty gays @themightygays]

I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire

[mighty gays @themightygays]

you haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?

[mighty gays @themightygays]

just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Got a ring to that don't it?

[mighty gays @themightygays]

under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.

[mighty gays @themightygays]

i'm an openminded guy. we're gonna have some punch and head off down the beach, see what happens. maybe go for the coconut three-way!!

[mighty gays @themightygays]

i'm howard moon, the man, thy myth, the maverick-

[mighty gays @themightygays]

oh sweet lady, with your face like a cream oval...

[mighty gays @themightygays]

i'm electro boy! i'm electro girl!

[mighty gays @themightygays]

i said you could touch it, not grab it

[mighty gays @themightygays]

i do swing both ways,but i'm not really feeling it with you.

[mighty gays @themightygays]

vincey-princey

[mighty gays @themightygays]

i'm howard moon, party animal

[mighty gays @themightygays]

no, i hate jazz.

[mighty gays @themightygays]

you know the black bits in bananas. are they tarantulas' eggs?

[mighty gays @themightygays]

howard? howard? howard?

[mighty gays @themightygays]

howard?

[mighty gays @themightygays]

don't touch me!

[mighty gays @themightygays]

chicka-chicka!