Michael Sicoli

Stand Up Comedian. Professional Hug Giver. 6th Grade Class President. Enjoy my thoughts...

[Zac Amico's Morning Zoo @ZacsMorningZoo]

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[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

I saw clips of the Kid Rock halftime show and I can confidently say with No Judgement that I'd rather watch my parents have drunk sex.

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

Watch the new comedy special
Mike Sicoli: Prom King 👑 on YouTube!

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

My half hour is up on YouTube

https://t.co/Ev51vsodxO

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

Check out my 1st comedy album.
Prom King On Apple Music and Spotify

https://t.co/guSMoNO0Bs

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

White Lotus is hotel erotica if they could act

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

True Story

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Some of these stores are crazy. $20 for a candle that doesn't smell like Sydney Sweeney's ass? Thanks but no thanks.

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

Kendrick had the best "this guy is here to meet a 13 year-old girl" of the year

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

Check out my 1st comedy album.
Prom King On Apple Music and Spotify

https://t.co/guSMoNO0Bs

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

Road head at the drive-through Christmas light show? Not at $98 a ticket!". Look out the window.

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

@Prince7289 Experiment

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

Drew Barrymore interviews her guests like she wants them to make a move on her so she can turn them down.

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

Thanks for coming out!

[C@P570CK3R Chuck @choiwookie]

@themikesicoli nice meeting you at the clubhouse last night. You kicked ass. See you at the Dojo...

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

Wendy's new Krabby Patty is horseshit. Got one last night, it's not even a cartoon.

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

@SuperSaiyanJBG If the movie was called Arthur it would be a different story. Just seems like false advertising. I'm not going to see the movie for a life lesson. I want to see the joker

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

@YourUncleManny If the movie was called Arthur it would be a different story. Just seems like false advertising

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

I've used AI to see what I would look like as every single race. It's only racist if you pick a least favorite.

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

I can't find the debate on any of the betting apps.

[Michael Sicoli @themikesicoli]

Sometimes I'll "Like" things idc about to filter all the naked asses out of my algorithm.