Mike Yapching 🎀

Born to blossom, bloom to perish

[ɴᴇɪʟ ʟᴀᴄᴜɴᴀ ᴍ.ᴅ.⚕️ @neilakunis2]

Stop playing the victim in situations you've created and then flip the story to manipulate people to think you're innocent.

[Mike Yapching 🎀 @themikeyapching]

Take me back

[Mike Yapching 🎀 @themikeyapching]

@RacazaK Huiii why? Hahahuhu

[👁️🇵🇭 @ThisIsForKian]

Kitty Duterte is an addict. Lord forgive me but I refuse to stay silent. Welcome to the thread.

[Mike Yapching 🎀 @themikeyapching]

@supernegatrona Ofiz of the vize prezident az well

[Daniel Lim @hidaniellim]

#ImpeachSaraDuterteNOW 🫶🏼

[Gerry Cacanindin @GerryCacanindin]

Kunyari na lang nagulat tayo. 😬🤮😮

[Sonny Trillanes IV @TrillanesSonny]

We have submitted to the ICC this video wherein Duterte publicly admitted that he used the Confidential/Intelligence funds to conduct EJKs on his constituents in Davao city when he was still a mayor. This is truly an open-and-shut case.

[Chris Tan @imchristan]

Define IRONY: Du30 telling Romualdez that he wants an audit, when Du30 himself has never released his SALN, chickened out when dared by Trillanes to reveal his bank account, and has never subjected himself to any audit.
WHAT A HYPOCRITE!

[Richard Heydarian @RichHeydarian]

The VOICE of the PEOPLE was heard! It’s official! The office of VP & DEPED, inter alia, will NO longer have any kind of CONFIDENTIAL FUNDS for next year, per House Leadership, in order to focus on security agencies addressing the REAL THREATS in WEST PHILIPPINE SEA!!!

[Nico Quejano @nicoquejano]

Officemates asking about Palestine-Israel conflict.

Officemate: "Parang kailangan ko bumalik sa world history."

Me: "Teh, Philippine history muna. Binoto mo si Marcos."

[Mike Yapching 🎀 @themikeyapching]

Hey, @Jollibee! I’ve been watching people from the US reviewing your shit and I niyiced they have adobo rice?! Why is adobo rice not available here?!?! This is your mf homeland ffs! Step-up you stupid bee!

[Mike Yapching 🎀 @themikeyapching]

BLACK DUMBLEDORE?! NO, THANKS! #HarryPotter #HarryPotterForever #HarryPotterTVSeries #HarryPotterSeries

[Mike Yapching 🎀 @themikeyapching]

@nextinfashion swim challenge?! They sent megan home?! Instead either one of those extremely ill fitting clothes from the boys?! The riggery!

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

eve and gwen stefani were a deadly combo
https://t.co/bffngEjBnY

[JR Santiago @oslecjunior]

Kahit ilang beses ninyo banggitin ang HK Hostage Siege, Yolanda, PDAF Scam, Yolanda Funds, Laglag Bala, at SAF 44, hindi pa rin n’yo mapapababa ang presyo ng sibuyas, asukal, itlog, bigas, at iba pang pangunahing bilihin. At hindi ninyo maikukubli ang kapalapakan ng mga naka-upo.

[Mike Yapching 🎀 @themikeyapching]

@mmariattheresa @MonstaXAccess Ganahan pud ka nila brad? Kinsa imo? Para di ta mag ilog hahahah

[Mike Yapching 🎀 @themikeyapching]

In fair, tanan members sa @MonstaXAccess kay mga choke me dzaddy. Walang tapon. New #MONBEBE here 🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽

[Mo Twister @djmotwister]

Come on guys. She was drunk.

…and stupid.

Drunk and stupid.

And a narcissist.

Drunk and stupid and a narcissist.