Mikha’il

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[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

A lot of y'all in the CS don't understand simple English

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

I honestly understand the Fernandes hype this season. Let's be serious.

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

Nothing dey Muzz me pass that You Shaaaayyyyy worrrr🤣😂

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

Always wanted to know why most super heroes always wear blue and red.

Apparently it has something to do with the United States.

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

@CSPensions Hi
I opened an account earlier this week, and I’m unable to login on both the mobile app and the web app.

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

Wetin come remain 🥲🥲

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

As a Nigerian adult, your health can actually get 60% better just by avoiding

- Noodles
- Pasta
- Bread
- Semo
- Alcohol + Sugary beverages
- Shawarma/Pizza/Pastries

In fact, just start seeing them as poison and avoid completely

Try it for just 4 months first and see.

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

Just type English full everywhere. Na rubbish full here ahbeg 😂🤣

[Ororo😎 @McFlybowy]

It feels like magic, but it’s actually just speed of information.

Data travels faster than human reaction

When a goal happens, officials/data scouts at the match instantly send it to systems used by apps like Flashscore or SofaScore
That signal travels over the internet in milliseconds
Meanwhile, fans in the stadium still need a moment to see, process, and react.

Even inside the stadium, not everyone sees the goal at the exact same time, Big screens they used are usually delayed by some seconds , and crowd reaction builds in waves too.

[Jubril A. Gawat @Mr_JAGs]

LABA just landed Government House, Ikeja …

#AdamuOrisaPlay
#AdamuOrisaPlay2025
#EyoFestival2025

[Starrr👠✨⁷ @Esther_oflfc]

If you're really the Winco I've been hearing of then you're naturally dumb, why were people scared of a dumb ass nigga like you?? 😭😒

You just typed full paragraphs of rubbish
Without making a good point

Tems has performed in festivals than any well-known African artist this year, won a Grammy, performed at the FIFA Club World Cup, owns a football club, gaining 5 million streams daily, A collab that is doing well on charts, EP is gaining more streams than ur fav album

Mind she didn't use her nyash to gain all of this just good music.… but of course fools like you here are blind with numbers
Suck ur prick in peace without involving tems. A very weird ass nigga who wants her to use her nakedness to gain numbers

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

Men dominating women's spaces. Lmao 😂

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

This song is so perfectly composed. Do you hear the groove? Damn😭

[TheRemmySaheed 😏 @Remmzor__]

Good morning, let’s worship with Asake.

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

Not sure you saw the match at all cos he did offer Cunha to come take it.

[𝐌 @MooreRMCF]

I dislike people who aren’t team players.

You’re a midfielder, your team is leading with 2 goals, you have a forward who probably haven’t scored in how many games.

Just let Cunha take the penalty ffs.

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

Lmao
I hope Mavo knows he owns all these things

[FWA🪽 @dntfwangelx]

Not surprised at all. He recently locked down a ₦700M land block in Epe, an 8-bedroom waterfront smart mansion in Ikoyi worth about ₦3.2B, upgraded his private studio with almost ₦500M, and even picked up a Richard Mille RM11-03 (~$450k). The McLaren just adds to the pile.

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

I don’t think this will stop them sha. Cos they can just use VPN

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Wait ! TikTok has b@nned Nigerians from going live at night?? Why ? How true is that ??

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

This tweet can mean a lot of things at the same time. But the odds aren’t favorable to you cos the highest occurrence paints you as a terrible person

[B I G L O U I E 🫵🏾 @LouieDi13]

Bro I left my $$ card in Abuja while packing ….
Ask my guy how far run press me 20k$ .
Him: explanation na gibberish 🤣😣😣😣😫😫😖😖🤣🤣🤣

Babe how far left my card at home😭
Her response : damn how will you now eat,shop and chop life, how much do you need ? 20K€ . Crypto? Sha buy me something too. Sent

Who de come through pass Men or women ?

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

I assure you, you did not. The country is just in a situation where every purchase feels like a financial mistake.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I'm not going to lie, the way I handled money this year was embarrassing. I need to do better in 2026.

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

@SpotifyAfrica what’s the point of paying for premium when even as a premium user, my Music and listening gets disrupted by your ad service?

Why am I always abruptly seeing the below music everytime I open the app?

Fix up please!

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

He looks like the scientist in one cartoon like that

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

Mr Eazi Unveils his New Look 🧑🏽‍🦲🤩

[Mikha’il @themikhail_]

The typical Capitalist nature of a random African Man. It’s in the genes atp

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

I don’t know how to explain this.
But I’m biased towards people who use certain banks.

Opay or Palmpay and I’ll think you’re razz especially if you’re a girl😭

Kuda or VFD and I’ll think you’re cool.

If you’re using GTB or Zenith, I’ll consider you a nepo baby😂

[Blockchainbaddie ®️ @kayythemuse]

Finally talking about my endometriosis after two years.
Kindly retweet for awareness
I was diagnosed with Stage 4 endometriosis and adenomyosis, with 11cm cysts around my ovaries, pelvic area, and rectum, along with hydrosalpinx. This brought constant pain, fatigue, anxiety, mental stress, skin breakouts, and hair loss.

Many think painful periods are normal—but they’re not. Every girl and woman experiencing extreme pain deserves help. But getting help isn’t easy. There’s no known cause, no universal cure, and most doctors don’t know what to do. I was lucky to be treated by a specialist who created a tailored treatment for me, based on my age, body, and condition.

Why should it have to be this way? We need solutions that work for everyone. We need answers. We need awareness. 💛