The Mikva Hocker

I gave up trying to figure myself out, but hope you find me funny. #FrumTwitter #KosherHumor

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How I feel when the Chabbad Rabbi is putting Tefillin on me by the Kosel

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What fixing government computer systems feels like

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@soursillypickle Another gardening tip is roses are red violets are blue this poem may seem romantic but it's just gardening facts

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Halacha says go to the right

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Extremely important difference

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Anybody ever wondered if Nachshon was just hot and tired of the desert sun so decided to cool down in the sea?

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Except Nachshon Ben-Aminodov

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique.

Just like everyone else.

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The song "Another Brick in the Wall" by Roger Waters takes on a whole new meaning now.

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@soursillypickle 🤣😂😂 this is funny because I'm the adopted ugly one.

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@thememegemach Jews are bad at [insert car related issue here]

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God: Count the jews.

(Moses thinking how do I capitalize on this)

Moses: Every adult male must give half a shekel....

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Yeshivish guy tells the media that in order to stay in Kollel with the current geeeaz prices, he runs his 92 Diesel Volvo on his grease.

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Haman says, ‘I’ll pay 10,000 talents to kill the Jews.’ Achashverosh says, ‘What’s the catch?’ Haman shrugs, ‘No catch, I just hate losing to a queen in a beauty contest.

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I have only one gadol picture in my house.

It's my mirror.

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No Lashon Hara Abba

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Common Cents president

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JUST IN: President Trump announces he is banning new pennies, says he is instructing the US Treasury to stop producing them.

“Let's rip the waste out of our great nations budget, even if it's a penny at a time.”

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New Shabbos boards coming soon.

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@soursillypickle You know i said it first but I'll let it slide lol.

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The original photo in case you didn't get it.

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Wedding photographer trying to get the perfect angle of the Chosson dancing with his Shver

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Dear every fcking piece of technology,

I don't want to download an app.

I don't want to make an account.

I'm not turning on notifications unless I want to.

You dont need my location or permissions for everything.

Fck off. Leave me alone. I will use you how l want.

I want dumb tech back!

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@soursillypickle Did you know President Grover Cleveland had a rubber jaw?
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