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The Miles Away Girl 🖤
@themilesawaygal
Nope. I got nothing.
Joined May 2018
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Halloween decorations ☑️
Duct tape ☑️
Lifelong inspiration ☑️
No concept of how tricky it is to take a selfie with closed eyes ☑️
#HalloweenProfilePic
Mildly obsessed with bubble tea. Can’t beat a mouthful of squidgy balls.
@diffy1972 Good thinking. I hope so.
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The Wildhearts
@TheWildhearts
Satanic Rites Of The Wildhearts is OUT NOW! Catch The Wildhearts live on their Headline UK Tour March 2025! 😈
CJ Wildheart
@CJWildheart
I played recorder/bongos with The Wildhearts. Head devil at Devilspit Hot Sauce and a damn fine dandy of a solo artist. Stay Free🤘🏾🖤
Paul F
@PaulFrase
Bearded and booted lefty grandad
Had a mini car crash this weekend (am okay) but told the kid who’s fault it was that I wouldn’t go through insurance as his premium was probably already sky high. He’s just dropped off the money for repairs, plus 100% as an apology. Faith in humanity (momentarily) restored.
I’m sorry to share, I really am. But look! 2/6 on Wordle 228. Get in.
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What’s the betting he still gets a knighthood in 15 years? Is it too soon to start a petition? FFS
Me: Fancy a quickie before work?
Him: Nah, I’ve just had a big shit.
#DryJanuary
@pittso Tbf, I think most Beastie Boys songs could do with being on my list
Everybody’s out here showing off their super healthy resolutions whilst my 2022 plan is to learn the real lyrics of any 90s tune I’ve mis-rapped my way through for the last twenty years. #selfimprovement
#HNY Twitter. I’m sorry for being AWOL - I needed to focus on the woman behind TMAG for a bit. After 6m of therapy, I can confirm that I’m exactly the same uptight, self-loathing misery guts I always was. Except now I’m also poor and fat. 🎉
May as well start tweeting again…
My new diet suggests beef jerky as a snack and I’ve never been so satisfied with a mouthful of salty meat.
Wait, what?
@LongStoryPaul Should’ve fluttered your lashes a bit 😁
Can’t lie, I was the coolest old person at the vaccination centre today... #JabDone
@DWildheart Cheers Danny. I can only imagine. I wasn’t quite brave enough to dunk my head into a vat of oil - next time maybe
Halloween decorations ☑️
Duct tape ☑️
Lifelong inspiration ☑️
No concept of how tricky it is to take a selfie with closed eyes ☑️
#HalloweenProfilePic
@HarryGrowler Don’t know what you mean. I’m clearly talking about chocolate bars.
The world needs a three-fingered KitKat. Everyone knows that two fingers isn’t enough and four fingers is just greedy. #ThursdayThoughts
@HarryGrowler I’m a big fan actually. You don’t need additional length if you’ve got a girthy one 😁
@chrisgscully I think I had eight fingers in America once...
@DaveBairdVO 😳 oops, good point.
@GarethLawther Sucky management mostly
Genuine question...
Does anyone really enjoy their job or should I resign myself to the fact that all work sucks and I’m destined to spend my days trapped in a hopeless cycle of under appreciated monotony?
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