The Milk Leech

Surviving and thriving in the (sur)reality of motherhood. Honesty, humor, diapers, ☕️. Join me at

[The Milk Leech @themilkleech]

https://t.co/HhaHI8dgft I know I’m getting older, but I guess the reality had never really sunk in before. I wasn’t one of “them” anymore, I was one “those” adults, way over in the other category. It was something I never saw coming.

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@AmazonHelp I already initiated the exchange but it seems like the warehouse is much slower and more mistakes than they used to have. Maybe they need more well paid employees!

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@amazon has definitely been slipping lately. My mom received her gift today which was damaged and my daughter’s tap shoe came… ONLY ONE shoe was in the box! Kind of need two shoes.

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/JoF8S9O0g8

[Luna Mom @thelunamom]

I asked the clerk at Aldi if the wine calendar had sold out. Within an hour, she told me. Then she said, “I’d rather just buy 12 bottles of wine and have me a party.” Touché, Jenny, touché.

[The Baby Spot @thebabyspotca]

Have You Ever Felt Like This? The Day I Became The #Mother I Never Wanted To Be and How I Learned To Embrace Her https://t.co/DU78tRHClY @themilkleech #MotivationMonday #momlife #momblogger @CanadaReTweet

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I’ve had to take a short break from my social media tribe and my blog, but I hope you’ll stay with me for more honest stories of motherhood. ☝🏻link in bio. Thank you for your continued… https://t.co/x0hnKvXDjb

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Friendly reminder 💕 https://t.co/hXzep2tSH5

[The Baby Spot @thebabyspotca]

#Blogger of the day is @themilkleech who is surviving and thriving #motherhood! #momlife #momblogger #moms #momsgoal

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‘Scuse me I’m on momcation for five minutes.… https://t.co/NQeAMyeNQl

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Work out day #2 completed. Why post on day two?… https://t.co/QTSUz8ha8g

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Margarita flavored wine AND Mother’s Day?! Win win. 🍷 🍹 #mothersday… https://t.co/lkQBK2dLci

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Happy Mother’s Day! 📷 via wearbracha #mothersday #happymothersday… https://t.co/Q2obhTJYmm

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#BeautyAndTheBeast and #Frozen?! #HappyMothersDay me @FreeformTV

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Kid naps, husband mows, mama sleeps.... in an ideal world maybe?!… https://t.co/D5fbeDKJZV

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Sometimes the silliest moments in the messiest house are the best.… https://t.co/z5VkRtXVBm

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Feeling a bit shit today and remembering it’s okay to have down… https://t.co/ewneuJ0Yq5

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When your momma has your kid and you can ZEN your morning out in the… https://t.co/DVqzPd4hRc

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Happy Cinco de Mayo! What’s your favorite tradition? The holiday means so… https://t.co/tZAaxw9OIL

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Momcation (noun): running errands alone with a coffee in hand and meditating… https://t.co/ztlr0aH9dt

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At a super hero theme kids birthday party we dress up too. Why? Because why let kids have all… https://t.co/VZhtR1eGmX