Dave Miller

Pseudo-celebrity cheffy goodness? I do heart things... and stuff! [Yes, i am David f$!& Miller from MasterChef US, software engineer, cocky douche]

[Dave Miller @themillerdave]

I wrote a think: Outgunned by Automation: Addressing the Proliferation of "Sneaker-Bots" in Job Applications https://t.co/qbu2lkI0Bv via @LinkedIn

[Dave Miller @themillerdave]

@gregory_chupa @MLB @Mets @StevenACohen2 Pretty sure they are exchange only, for the next time the Mets make the post-season (on or around October, 2134).

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@BrianRoemmele Kid’s got Jimi, Prince, and Van Halen vibes. The future might actually be bright (at least for non-marginalized citizens)

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I held on as long as I could - “Twitter” has been absolute trash for too long - I’m out. It’s be one thing if the crazies simply took it over, but the fact that Elon can just pop a notification to everyone (even if you don’t follow him) barely scratches the surface.

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@elonmusk Says the richest man in the world… who you trying to fool?

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@RSAPhoto @ianmiles Choice is the difference, fuckwad

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@VivekGRamaswamy What is this “we” stuff?

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@elonmusk BWAAAHAAAHAA - “lying on this platform doesn’t work anymore”???

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@JoJoFromJerz Or call out the very real threat to democracy and have a specific domestic terrorist assassinated. Even if a criminal case is brought under the claim that the act was not an official one, by the time the courts got around to it - Biden would have died of old age

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Donkey meat?

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@rodvanmechelen @krassenstein @MaTTFLaMMaBLe Yes, "Your [limitless] future"... Unless off course, you're a woman, an immigrant, African American living in a freshly gerrymandered district, would have benefitted from affirmative action, or disagree with anything Trump tells them.

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@HardTru64414273 @c_james_ @Acyn Is it?

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@Acyn Ooof - this has not aged well

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@RepMTG Who are you trying to convince of what now, comrade? I don’t think YOU know how most people think of this (y’all being excluded hnoir)

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@dnvrsn Count me as one of many

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@RepMTG Or maybe, and I know for you Moscow Marge, it may seem incomprehensible: the speaker is actually trying to do the right thing for the country…

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@Bubblebathgirl @LauraLoomer Or the liars trying to save him

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@dom_lucre Can you provide explanations for the other 24,200 posts where you've lied? Is your transparency only necessitated when people can actually see for themselves that you're full of shit?

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@soren_iverson I would love to see the feature-enabled runtime of Poor Things (ironically, it's on Disney+, where such a feature shouldn't have to exist)

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ @elonmusk Boy, I sure hope Biden is a criminal, and Trump wins his appeal on immunity…

Then Biden can simply take care of the problem, a la Putin / Navalny.

Since neither of those things are even remotely likely, we’ll have to settle (/pray) for actual justice. #TrumpForPrison2024