The Miller

King Midas called, he wants his golden thumb back. #allgoldeverything

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve No they don't #youarelame http://t.co/eiMR5M0f5O

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve http://t.co/ezfTiypMNF Are you in love with me? Cause I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable. #seriouslycreepedout

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve Please, we all know you aren't speaking from experience. #haveyoueverhadadrink #nocauseyousuck #boring

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve http://t.co/4UBv7RygiU #illkickyourass #godknowsitwouldnttakemuch

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve I bet I can out drink you! I challenge you to beer pong #prepareforfailure

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve http://t.co/SE5fCui2xf #whatever

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve http://t.co/DtOgP3qpAc #notlikeyougetinvited #killjoy #stickinthemud

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve I have to carb load before I go to the gym #butyouwouldntknow #youneedtobulkup

[Oswald @TheReeve]

Shit. Losing service.. Will write more when we reach Canterbury... http://t.co/HLPE8m9EvI

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve...I forgot to add roaming before we left town... #damnit

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve http://t.co/DbL1jJvVXd

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

OMG SO BORED! http://t.co/n9wLnxVZoR #whereismyremote #butreallytho

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve I just want you to know that http://t.co/GXHYuZMnTq #andnobodylikesyou

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve ...outfit insults...really...http://t.co/VwYsT3gAhH

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve http://t.co/xr9VrNUCUU

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve http://t.co/qqNQwFBZG5

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve I was just wondering how you managed to get that stick so far up your ass? #constipationisabitch #youareprobablyusedtoitthough

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve http://t.co/Yjkn4sedzA #whateverbro

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve ...whatevs...at least my wife ain't a whore

[The Miller @TheMillinater]

@TheReeve http://t.co/vmMxySLx6D #youwont #notwiththosecalves #weak #getsomeprotienpowder