Mitch Brewer

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@Super70sSports Everything I've ever needed to know about Science, I learned from Thomas Dolby.

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@BriaMo777 Dead kittens in the egg carton.

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@LloydLegalist Thats why I serve'd.

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@MissAlly_01 Really? The blue stick? I thought we were friends.

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@Henryf1w Because all of my followers are Chinese spy bots.

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@Hike_with_Kate I think it's rude to expect me to get dressed up. I ain't here to impress you.

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@thefarmers_Dog It hitch-hikes. That's the point of thumbs.

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@Sonderisfon A tech answer: Trying to hide something?

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@MissAlly_01 I don't know why I find this hilarious but dropping a bowling ball on someone's foot just reminds me of the Flintstones. Jesus Humberto Christo, that bowling ball thing just kicks.

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@LloydLegalist Oh no, not The Spaghetti Incident.

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@ImJimR87 Feeling your pain, my youngest will be 27 in a couple days.

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@_josephine0_ What kind of help?

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@thefarmers_Dog Don't mean shit to me because I'm a.sleep

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@karenFischzy8x Unfortunately

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@MattPinner_ My Dad managed to burn down the house heating a bagel on a paper towel in a toaster oven. He did salvage a charred rake and scraped the ashes until he found the bagel.

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@Super70sSports Damn straight, kept our dumbasses on our toes.

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@farmingandJesus You don't know how the system works. There are hearings, discussions among lawyers, judges calendars. All part of a system you know nothing of. Jury selection alone would make your brain explode. Please don't talk about things you don't understand.

[Mitch Brewer @themitchbrewer]

@alisminu You can do anything, if you set your mind to it.

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@dumbgayapp I don't know what the fuck any of this about but "Free shoes, dead baby included."

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@OlakanmiMatthe2 You really are a morning person because at 3am we ain't sleeping. At 9am we are sleeping and that's when morning people decide to do yard work.