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@tacobell can I get a gift card or something? Like damn

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Every fucking time I go to @tacobell they give me meat in my non meat food. I just want a crunch wrap with beans! I am a vegetarian, this is getting traumatic and expensive 😭

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@CityRichmondVA if I make this HOLE go viral will you fill it?

#RVAholes

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What is tweeting called now that it’s x?

[David @DavidRazalas]

Thinking about Gaga opening Coachella with Scheibe today

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@brettgoldstein just wanted to let you know, my new favorite game to play with friends is to simulate “Films To Be Buried With”

[Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon]

I’m honored, thrilled, and utterly excited to join @bbcdoctorwho!

Russell T Davies is a visionary and a brilliant writer— I can’t wait to get into the weeds with him and the crew! I hope there’s room in the TARDIS for my luggage!

[culture @notgwendalupe]

she's a business woman #SuperBowlLVII

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Me watching Mad Men on Prime: I have to watch ads during a show about ads? Groundbreaking…

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Is The Waitress even good or does that one sound bite just slap?

[Gottmik @gottmik]

Rest In Peace what a LEGEND. 😭🖤🥀

[not ur baby @themme_fata1e]

Hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin. The hootin to hollerin pipeline if you will.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Should I run Twitter ?

[not ur baby @themme_fata1e]

Men love being called daddy but hate stepping up as dads 🐸☕️

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Color me sad

[Cesar @isthatcesar]

she’s a 10 but she likes taking naps so she’s a 20

[not ur baby @themme_fata1e]

Every day I’m strugglin

[not ur baby @themme_fata1e]

#AbortTheCourt

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@______slimeman THIS!!!

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