kaylen

hot, sexy, cool, awesome, lowkey smart, highkey non binary, etc

[iman 🫀 @xox0bae]

boy WAP

[kaylen @themocide]

sorry im busy in a beach town in brazil being beautiful w my friends

[iman 🫀 @xox0bae]

i’m starting today

[kaylen @themocide]

tweeting from brasil

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you’re about to finish your college degree and realize that 42% of graduates since COVID are still looking for a job:

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Yes that’s why i never wanna hear that shit about “my grandma and grandad were together forever/marriages used to last” YEAH GRANNY WASNT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT OR GET AN APARTMENT ON HER OWN. SHE WAS A PRISNA!

[kaylen @themocide]

reading and book and thought milky way said mikey way why am i regressing seriously

[00VER Idriss (on est mariés) @00VERhated]

y a aucune raison au monde d’appeler Timothée Chalamet daddy

[kaylen @themocide]

@wynrosei kimmy schmidt

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

One of the best tweets to me

[kaylen @themocide]

gma of the kids i nanny calls it being awake instead of woke

[kaylen @themocide]

everything is sex and the city

[kaylen @themocide]

@jon4hry4n when i left a sandwich in my favorite bag for days and had to throw it out

[kaylen @themocide]

so much mcr on my feed larping a 12 year old

[໊ @soysabil]

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

[kaylen @themocide]

@vamptact this except it’s just my first name + last name shortened which makes it even funnier

[callie @fluoridevictim]

self harming with a gua sha stone

[kaylen @themocide]

getting irritated when my straight edge bf jokingly calls me dr. cutwater