Mo Kitty

I'm a Maine Coon and I have lots of thoughts.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

What did I do to deserve two more felines moving in? I thought I was doing a good job as the exterminator.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

My humans are dumb. I tried to eat a bug to show how hungry I am. They said good kitty and didn't give me any real food.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

I've since inherited a niece. She's got a lot to learn. I'm trying to be patient.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

It's been a while since my last post. I've been busy grooming.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

Still waiting for a bird to appear for me.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

Silly humans, they think I can't type.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

Meow. I'd take that test like I would a mouse.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

My person thinks she has trained me by giving me greenies. I think I've trained her bc I know what to do to get what I want around here.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

My job is to be on vacation. Indefinitely. Get over it.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

My person is teaching another one to use an iPhone. It doesn't seem like an easy task. I'm sleepy just listening to it. #catnaptime

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

Friday, not quite Caturday.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

Stupid humans didn't give me turkey for Thanksgiving. They better be thankful I don't smother them in their sleep.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

It would be nice if my people would share this turkey they talk about. #kittyproblems

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

Where is my freakin snack?

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

My human decided she would stay late at work. I decided to leave a hairball on the carpet instead of the hard floor.

[Mo Kitty @themokitty]

My human just signed me up for twitter. She said it would be fun. I don't see any tweet tweet birds.