tired

babbling into the void

[tired @themollylamaa]

Someone just asked me "what's wrong" and I responded with "what's right" so I'll be getting side bangs and a hot topic wardrobe after work today

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell has taken more medical leave than most mothers in America get for maternity leave.

[tired @themollylamaa]

@dieworkwear Tack on "on a patio in Chicago"

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The woman in the photo grew up literally down the road, won 4 Utah state championships (1 in this exact stadium), Gatorade Player of the Year twice, National Player of the Year, scored the fastest first goal in USWNT history…

Could probably be worth a mention, but idk.

[tired @themollylamaa]

@north0fnorth No I heard that bus route is fire

[tired @themollylamaa]

The other day I was playing an airplane themed game. I kept a box on the table for my cat to observe. She started to get up and threaten the game and I said "please stay seated when the seatbelt sign is illuminated" and girl got right back in her box (different game pictured)

[PET HOME @catmoaaw]

My cat was staring out the window, so I joked, "Let me know if the Amazon guy gets here.

Ten minutes later she hit me with the sharpest, most urgent meow I’ve ever heard. Looked outside, and there's the truck.

I am currently negotiating terms of lease with a creature that doesn't pay rent.

[tired @themollylamaa]

@SamaHoole Don't forget the US having an explosive diarrhea outbreak right in the middle of it all due to contaminated food!

[tired @themollylamaa]

Timothy Chalamet will play better soccer when he portrays Pulisic in his biopic

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Desperately DMing the French national team to see if they want to join me for stick season in French

[tired @themollylamaa]

What if we just sent our women's team to the men's world cup instead

[tired @themollylamaa]

@MurderSmall about two days after I heard the episode where you talked about the home without trim, I saw the house my dad just bought from his uncle

[tired @themollylamaa]

How did she get a red and that coach didn't ??

[tired @themollylamaa]

@StephenAShirley

[tired @themollylamaa]

@SpecEnvTourism What if Freddy does It

[tired @themollylamaa]

@TreeBarkAgain My friends grandma would say "it donged on me"

[tired @themollylamaa]

My two favorite radio stations should not be allowed to have commercials at the same time @FCC

[tired @themollylamaa]

@PopCrave @TMZ Mark my words: it's a decoy.

[tired @themollylamaa]

@stephenaltrogge How can you say America wins the world series and super bowl when the players are from all around the world and not representing their country... That's like saying only European countries have won the Champions League

[tired @themollylamaa]

@ImLizzieM WHERE IS THE MATH

[NWSLCentel @NWSLCentel]

Folarin Balogun, USMNT striker and team leading goalscorer at the 2026 World Cup, when asked about his favorite player growing up:

“Alex Morgan. I model my game after her, she’s one of the greatest to ever put on the U.S. kit.”