The Mom Bun

I share because I care. Telling the messy side of motherhood since 2011.

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@HuffPostParents is this the correct process to get your kids to do their homework? #RealisticParenting https://t.co/FtlWa3072J

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I salute you for chugging 2 & leaving 2 for others. Your selflessness is inspiring. My kids drive me to drink too.

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Who has gotten out of the shower, bent to dry ur legs too close to the curtain,stood up to find it pinched between ur butt cheeks?Me either.

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I know what horror I will feel when the machines uprise. My 4yr turned on the tv, opened netflix, & picked a show. They're learning...

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Parents usually can't netflix binge. I just watched 4 seasons. 52 episodes of The Magic School Bus. Thanks to my sick kids. I'm counting it.

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I had the same talk w/ my 4 yr old daughter that teenage girls have with their bf. "Do not touch my boob." *touches boob & then honks it*

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7 ways that being a parent to a toddler, your life is a mash up of kid games. https://t.co/rGYob94JIH

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My post begs parents to…survive. https://t.co/U03vxNHFLb

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Christmas eve/morning toys & chaos all over my living room is only different from everyday life because of the added wrapping paper. #truth

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I played with my children in the back yard today.

It was fun for 10 minutes.

It was mind numbing for 1hr and 50 mins.
#realisticparenting

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Silent night, jedi knight
All the nerds quake at the sight. #UpdatedXmasCarols #TheForceAwakens @jimmyfallon

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"Come they told him, Bring Rum, rum, rum, rum."
#UpdatedXmasCarols #jimmyfallon

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Twerking around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone twerking merrily
In a new old fashioned way
#UpdatedXmasCarols

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@edensher quite a few people think I look like you in this picture. What do you think? ;) #photobomb #zookeeper

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Meanwhile on the Island of Misfit Toys... #awkward #Rudolph #memes #Santa

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Automatic flush toilets going off multiple times when you aren't done and then not flushing when you are done! #IllegalizeIt

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Some people decorate their kids rooms in whimsical themes. Dad decided hoarder chic is in. #secondchildproblems

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NO good choice for toy clean up as a parent. 1.U clean up toys & takes 15min 2. U "help" clean up toys while kids whine & drag feet for 1hr.

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Movie ticket person rips my ticket and says, "Enjoy the movie!"

I say, "You too!" Everytime... #WhyDidISayThat

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In the wee hrs of the morning I'm rocking an inconsolable baby to sleep & I wonder if I'm rocking for him or I've gone crazy #itsafineline