Wiscotterson

I figure I can use this to follow funny people and maybe tweet some silly stuff.

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.@tacobell Could you pls make taco lasagna and call it Tazaña or Lazaco? It’d be like taco salad but with frito layers instead of noodles.

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.@rubbermaid Thank you I will try giving them a call.

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.@rubbermaid After waiting 10mins to use our office microwave I put your glass bowl in for 2mins and it shattered. Now I'm :( & hungry.

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@Jennai @BettyCrocker : Jennai, I used Pam on my cookie sheet & heard that can make already buttery cookies spread out/morph into ugly blobs

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@BettyCrocker Christmas miracle :) thank you

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.@BettyCrocker: Nailed it.

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"Come they told him, Bring Rum, rum, rum, rum."
#UpdatedXmasCarols #jimmyfallon

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Obesity Drug Delicious https://t.co/E1A7yuEyDv

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.@twister Old toy I miss?Or a fitness product that would actually motivate me to exercise?#both #ibeticouldgetto100

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@diamondcandles
I'm so desperate for a diamond ring that I'll pay a CANDLE to propose to me. #almost30 #illsayyes