The Mommy-natrix

Juggling responsible parenthood & staying true to Myself: the tightrope walk of parents everywhere. These are just some of My (poly, kinky, queer) experiences.

[The Mommy-natrix @themommynatrix]

An Introduction, of sorts - These posts will be as anonymous as I can reasonably make them. Two reasons... https://t.co/5SFn0QIARA

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Me: I love you. Do you love me?

5-year-old son: No, I love mommy

Me: But you can love 2 people

5: Really?

Me: Yes!

5: Ok, I love mommy & I love me

Me:🤦🏾‍♂️

Wife: 😭

Me: Why are You crying?

Wife: B/c when he thought he could love only 1 person he chose me over himself

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

It drives me crazy when I see white women raising their Black children to be “color-blind.”

As the Black daughter of a white mother who prepared me for the world by talking about race and racism, I can tell you that you are doing your children a disservice.

[The Mommy-natrix @themommynatrix]

Making turkey-bacon pancakes before taking the tween to school. Kitchen background noise: Meet the Team, from Team Fortress 2: https://t.co/fDhAbHlsTT

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

I have too many things to charge and not enough cords.

[Malachi @monomaniacism]

My child has requested that I start a trend of eating ice cream while wearing side pouches. So, uhhh. Go get side pouches and then eat ice cream. There, helping. #ReallyNotTrendyTho

[LEGO Joseph Smith @Mormonger]

Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s

[ShanMat🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Shanmat]

@IjeomaOluo 9 yr old: this computer isn’t charging! *clickclickclickclickclick hissy fit muttermutter clickclickclickclickclick*
Me: did you check the power cord?
9 yr old: YES *eyeroll*
Me: *holding unplugged power cord*

[L @MsLMG79]

7yr old: Mum, what happens if you eat lots of tinsel?
Me: probably emergency surgery to prevent obstruction somewhere in your digestive system.
7yr old: *blank face* *small voice* you get tinselitis.

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

"Choose between us!" the 3 love interests say.
"Just a sec," the heroine says while running away with a dragon because people are annoying.

[The Mommy-natrix @themommynatrix]

Read the whole thread. https://t.co/UuBgZBCvGW

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

i know i talk abt my therapist a lot but i want to share something that has helped me immensely

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I DONT LIKE TO THINK OF THEM AS PANIC ATTACKS

I PREFER THE TERM STRESSGASMS

[The Mommy-natrix @themommynatrix]

Nothing like the mental gear-shift from kink community headspace (meeting at 3) to parenting headspace (Back To School night at 7).

[Malachi @monomaniacism]

Kiddo questions: "Why do you have so much rope? What do you use it for?"
Related: "I'm asking because that much rope makes me suspicious." 😂