the momo slate

Random thoughts on all things Bravo, Celeb and Royals (the people, not the show)

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@JessaH @Uber LOL. Your uber drivers were an interesting breed!

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I love when Christian Bale wins awards because I'm never not shocked he's British. #CriticsChoice 🇬🇧

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.@fuggirls We have similar thoughts on one of the great dresses https://t.co/0Wh2PvLCQ0

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Wow, @KylieJenner is so lucky! @Tyga seems so special. In that loves-little-girls kind of way. #goawaykardashians

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@fuggirls they're probably always finding new ways to make jury duty the worst thing ever.

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Ugh, @fuggirls - you're blocked at Jury Duty

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You guys, in the summer of 2008, I went to a wedding in Sheboygan. Did I commit murder?!?! @CityofManitowoc #MakingAMurderer

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Oh, I had no idea you weren't allowed to choose your own lawyer in America. 🤔#KnowledgeIsPower #MakingAMurderer

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Brendan's crackpot lawyer smiles WAY too much #MakingAMurderer

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If you don't know the meaning of the word "inconsistent", maybe let's rethink this confession... #MakingAMurderer

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@CityofManitowoc reminding myself not to get on your bad side @thejuliamf #MakingAMurderer

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So @DENAirport is the absolute worst. I'm in baggage claim... At the end of the security line. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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I physically react when lala and James kiss #pumprules 😝😝😝

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Hey @netflix why are you down? And it's not my internet- @hulu is working perfectly

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Australia confiscated 650,000 guns. Murders and suicides plummeted. https://t.co/LwYUySrrEU

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Hey @scheanamarie - you're not a feminist? #VanderpumpRules

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Is @justinbieber going to say "Sorry" for that lip syncing? #AMAs

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Love the #AMAs and @Meghan_Trainor is the new audience @taylorswift13 - love it!!!

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Seriously @marshalls can you please stop putting your stickers on the picture frame glass??

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Yes yes and yes https://t.co/5fsxmHnfCL

[Adele @Adele]

When We Were Young x https://t.co/21A3kN5eyf