Manasi

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Working from home is crazy. One minute, I could be in a fetal position, and the next minute, I'm giving a Q3 presentation.

[Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc]

I don't know how Microsoft isn't embarrassed by how bad the search functionality is in Outlook. I could be looking for something from YESTERDAY and it'll be like "nope never heard of that email try again"

[Consulting Comedy @consultingcmdy]

Me trying to learn Claude Code to avoid losing my job, when there are much bigger issues in 2026

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

How the hell is this country gonna host the World Cup when the airports don’t even work

[♡ @astralbaes]

my brain feels like this

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

something about a person who is absolutely unhinged in regular life but completely locked in when it comes to their career is so endearing to me.

[trash jones @jzux]

i love when a historic snowstorm cancels my plans so I don’t have to

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

[Manasi @themomoyouknow]

Ok why are things on tiktok shop so much cheaper

[E🤍 @totallynotems_]

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their masters or in Japan

[Manasi @themomoyouknow]

There’s a lot of bad things about Texas but the best thing is that it still feels like summer in September so my seasonal depression is delayed

[Manasi @themomoyouknow]

How can the White House be almost 40 mins late pls

[໊ @sonohoor]

sorry i’m late i sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall

[Kiraaa @dumbtwt7]

me starting off my wedding vows like:

[chase @cfree94]

does the new pope have his real id yet

[Manasi @themomoyouknow]

There are weeks when I have overnight oats, lunch, and dinner meal prepped and then there are weeks like this one where I solely eat Trader Joe’s frozen meals and ice cream 🤡