The Dude

I work 9 to 5, recent college graduate and realizing how much cubicle life sucks...seriously stuck in a cube sucks $#%^%$#!!!

[The Dude @themondaze]

The Mondaze: Office Gossip http://t.co/EvPlL05 via @youtube this goes on in every office...it's intense in mine...

[The Dude @themondaze]

Check this video out -- The Mondaze: Files Needed http://t.co/vdsk0AB via @youtube This actually happened..........maybe.......

[The Dude @themondaze]

I'm BAAAACCKKK!!!! (not that anyone really cared)

[The Dude @themondaze]

#awwhellno you mean to tell me 24 wasn't a reality tv show?!? That's why I moved out of L.A..so Jack Bauer isn't real?! (hangs head & sighs)

[The Dude @themondaze]

50 years from today time travel will exist and we'll all be fu@ked #wtftweet

[The Dude @themondaze]

In walks his assistant........goodness if she isn't the sexiest thing on the planet..........

[The Dude @themondaze]

Who literally walks in the office and hears "you're late to the training" WTF?! douche I just got to work!!! And I'm early!!!

[The Dude @themondaze]

Muthaf€£¥in Mondays....I h8 powerpoint presentations "dear presenter: we're all depressed as f$&@ hre no stress relievers will change that"

[The Dude @themondaze]

What the f$&k is Glee?!?

[The Dude @themondaze]

I'm celebrating the man who found a country whr ppl wr alrdy living in it & turned'em in2 indentured servants...
#columbuswasanasshole

[The Dude @themondaze]

I was under the impression that celebrating Christopher Columbus was like celebrating apartheid or slavery...confused...

[The Dude @themondaze]

Dear Mgr: I don't know what the fu$k you're talking about and I'd appreciate it if you get your mouth/breathe out of my personal space

[The Dude @themondaze]

I no longer know how to laugh.....and that sh$@ saddens me to no end...☮

[The Dude @themondaze]

Anyone say they're having a case of the mondays I'm punching them in the mouth with a doughnut...

[The Dude @themondaze]

Dear mgr: I don't give a flying fu€£ about your personal life your making mine a living hell STFU thanks take care.

[The Dude @themondaze]

Today is Monday and I walked into the office only to see my manager with a stack of papers in her hand eyeing me down F....M....L...

[The Dude @themondaze]

If you expect us to stay in late today for work you're out of your fu***ng mind dude...

[The Dude @themondaze]

Co-worker heard about a movie called Catfish and thought it was about food...he deserves to get the sh#% beat out of'em

[The Dude @themondaze]

I don't wanna hear anything about an iPad "killer" until the sh$# is actually released until then STFU with the whining

[The Dude @themondaze]

Farmville is a sign of the Apocolypse...well...that and Lindsey Lohan.......