i am quite little and very daft! i share my life with one extra cute little dog, two crazy rabbits, a tank full of happy fish and an imaginary hamster.
If you've called 999 and we've arranged an ambulance for you, here's some simple tips on how to help us before we arrive!
🚪Unlock the door
💡Turn on lights, especially outside ones
👋 Send someone to the roadside to flag us down
🐶 Lock away family pets
#HelpUsHelpYou
Wait, what?!
Our d̶e̶a̶r̶ l̶e̶a̶d̶e̶r PM is poised to resurrect powers to spy on all of our bank accounts on the premise of dealing with welfare fraud.
This may not be an actual North Korean news report, but the extreme state overreach outlined certainly makes it sound like one
@englandsteeth My dentist promised me faithfully he was committed to always offer his patients NHS care. Once he felt established he turned his back on those patients. His staff had been calling him moneybags which i thought was just a joke. Little did i know he started collecting posh cars.