To put the Miranda Lambert thing into perspective… imagine if Taylor played a super up close and personal show and right as she launched into All Too Well, the drunk locals in the vip seats in front of you, asked you to take photos of them with their backs to Taylor…
I swear a grasshopper bit me earlier, but I didn’t know that was possible. I don’t have the energy to Google it, so here I am on Twitter to tell you fine people about it.
Tanya tucker riding a horse into the opry circle. Imagine reading that on her stage rider lmaooooooooooo. A twelve pack of Lacroix, a pack of gum, some k cups, and I’ll be riding a horse on stage tonight