Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻

snake parent and musical fool

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

I’m patient, please be autistic

[Abier @abierkhatib]

I’m dead 😂😂😂

“The atmosphere Israeli awkward” 😂

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

This heat got me on the verge of giving the bush an undercut

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@honkbeep_ thank you! she my best gorl 🥺

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

First show!! So proud!!

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@honkbeep_ Not me wishing my mate was on regumate so I could accidentally not wear gloves…

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@analogdinosaur Multiculturalism 😌

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Myth: "I only wear vegan fabrics. Better for the animals, better for the planet."

Let's check in on Doris's annual contribution.

Once a year, in late spring, Doris is sheared. The procedure takes approximately three minutes. Doris does not enjoy it. Doris does not, by any visible measure, suffer from it. Doris is, immediately afterwards, a noticeably more comfortable animal in the British summer.

The fleece weighs approximately 3 kilograms. It is sold to the British Wool Marketing Board for, depending on the year, between £0.40 and £2.50 per kilogram. The shearing costs more than the wool fetches. Brian is shearing Doris at a loss.

The wool is then:
- Naturally flame-retardant
- Naturally antibacterial
- Moisture-wicking
- Biodegradable
- Renewable, annually
- Carbon-storing while in use

The replacement, in performance fabrics:
- Polyester
- Polyamide
- Acrylic
- Polypropylene
- All petroleum-derived
- All shedding microplastics on every wash
- All requiring fossil fuel inputs to produce
- All non-biodegradable, with a typical landfill lifespan of 200-500 years

A single wash of a polyester fleece can release up to 700,000 microplastic fibres into the water system. These fibres are now in: every tested water source on earth, every tested human placenta, every tested rainfall sample, the deep ocean, the Arctic ice, and the lungs of marine mammals.

A single wash of a wool jumper releases: nothing. The wool, when eventually disposed of, returns to soil within a few years.

The fabric being marketed as the "ethical" alternative to wool is plastic.

The plastic is "ethical" because nobody has been asked to slaughter the polymer.

The polymer also has not been asked.

Doris, by being a sheep on a fell, is producing the most thoroughly sustainable performance fabric humans have ever made.

Brian is selling it at a loss.

The fashion industry, meanwhile, is selling petroleum at a profit and calling it ethical.

Reject plastic. Wear wool.

Doris is, this morning, growing next year's batch.

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

birfday boy

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@analogdinosaur Real!

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@honkbeep_ The goodest girl 🥺

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@analogdinosaur This is awesome, congrats!!

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

when your therapist replies to your text with ‘oh fuck!’ you know things are bad…

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

eduroam WiFi stop disconnecting challenge (impossible)

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@analogdinosaur 👀👀👀 epic

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

the TrainPal app icon is adorable. that’s all

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@honkbeep_ 🥺🥰 gaited horse buddies!

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@honkbeep_ he’s my pony and his eyelashes are blonde just like his mane 🥺 (I ADORE YOUR HORSE SHE’s LOVELY!!)

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@analogdinosaur She’s such an icon!!

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@analogdinosaur I only took it out for a dental Xray and it closed up super fast :(( now I’m too scared to get it repierced because it was botched the first time and really hurt (when it shouldn’t have)

[Moss 🕺🏻🕺🏻 @themossboss_]

@analogdinosaur Not to be a bad influence but I had one for about 2 years and no problems 👀