Uncle Fingers

I’m a chemist

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

I wish I could drive one of these drunk

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

@smoogees_awake @gayniggadick I’m fucking Cry #oldladyminge

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

None! #PenisRippedOffByPenisGnomes

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

at work mad as hell

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

@kittysfnlprjct It that ranch

[aguapotable @aguspotPRO]

yo con mi gato, te amo culo sucio

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

hearing the mother and child walk up to the bathroom only to be disappointed it’s locked because there is an Employee toiletposting on twitter

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

@trainingsznsovr I foom u

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

I wanna go home and wash my face

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

Dropped off hb and the whole extended family was outside

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

God i wanna be in every group chat

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

Nobody really likes anchovies except old ppl #truthnuke

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

Me

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

mfs will call a burger anything

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

side of two rumps please

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

I wanna touch the whole world

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

I Fucking hate pizza I hate my stupid pizza job i want to cry into a Vat of grease

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

@jjyeagb Thought this said chew

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

@benshapiro Hi

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

@harvardgrad32 me to my moots

[Uncle Fingers @themreel]

@wczrxq No No nBo

[matvey @mmassacre11]

Fully convinced this is how I look trying to get more mutuals