Gilberto Gonzalez

Conversationalist, entrepreneur, and causer of shenanigans.

[Gilberto Gonzalez @TheMrGilberto]

In my car finishing coffee before walking into work. To my left and right are people doing the same. Post COVID life is weird sometimes.

[Gilberto Gonzalez @TheMrGilberto]

@LambdaAleph Mission TX doesn’t sound the funnest but I am really exciting for your teaching gig! You’re gonna get the smart kids who don’t want to work 😋

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@LambdaAleph I’ve been working hard trying to get into medicine 😊. I spent the apocalypse studying for the MCAT, and am starting a Masters at UTHSCSA in the Fall so I can do all the science!

What about you?

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@NASA @NASAPersevere @tumblr Is it so the rovers aren’t alone and can hang out together? 🥺

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@diannaframos Adorable.

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@diannaframos Are you okay?

[Gilberto Gonzalez @TheMrGilberto]

@trashvivaldi But hearts don’t have nuts.

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When you send your family a heartfelt photo of the accidental onion sprout you created in your kitchen through neglect and they wholeheartedly defend the sanctity of life by convincing you to plant it.

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@ambientheif No better way to make an introduction I bet.

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@ambientheif Fuck yes you are my capable human.

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First day with a standard car in over 7 years. I have only stalled my car a handful of times. Not so bad?

[Gilberto Gonzalez @TheMrGilberto]

@LambdaAleph Sterility ain’t got nothin’ on flaccidity though.

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So science says car exhaust pollution can cause soft dicks. If that isn’t motivation to save the earth I don’t know what is. The healthier our planet the healthier our boners. Let’s save the erection!

[Gilberto Gonzalez @TheMrGilberto]

Life’s a long road with a decent amount of frustrating traffic. It’s in those times that you lower your windows and crank up the radio. The traffic always clears eventually.

[Gilberto Gonzalez @TheMrGilberto]

Has your soul ever just been tired? Like, have you ever seen just enough? I think I’ve seen just enough. Bearing witness takes irreparable chunks out yourself. I’m sorry if I’m not the same person I was. I have to leave this world a better place. If you’ve seen, you’ll know.

[Gilberto Gonzalez @TheMrGilberto]

My dog just caught her leg in her mustache. I have now freed my doggie from her mustachiod trap. Today was a good day.

[Gilberto Gonzalez @TheMrGilberto]

If you ever need an excuse to work out, just remember. It’s your knees versus the zombies. Happy Halloween everyone!

[Gilberto Gonzalez @TheMrGilberto]

Every time I think I’m an adult capable of adulting, I always suddenly remember how I always justify getting crunchy peanut butter. Cause it’s crunchy.

[Gilberto Gonzalez @TheMrGilberto]

The best part of the rain is the great snail exodus onto my patio.