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[Gretchen @themsgoers]

This ⬇️

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

I tried my first ever #maha meal at @SteaknShake and let me tell you beef tallow fries, while always delicious even after a drive home, are best consumed fresh. Go into the restaurant, order, eat your meal there. Savor the #maha. It will be worth it !

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

On our MAHA journey, we have introduced the following:

100% grass-fed, grass-finished beef ✅

100% beef tallow fries ✅

100% beef tallow tots ✅

Grade A Wisconsin butter ✅

A2 whole milk ✅

Cane-sugar Coca-Cola ✅

Elimination of all microwaves ✅

And we are working on changing our buns!

We are committed to becoming seed-oil free, because we are committed to making fast food the best it can be.

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

Great question!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Who specifically is the asshole who added DEI lies to Academy Awards eligibility instead of it just being about making the best movie?

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@BenReidy_ Now do property and income tax.

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@MicahBeckwith @Trevor4indiana Great! Now do gas tax and income tax. Please and thank you in advance ! Sincerely, Hoosier voter

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@GovBraun Now just eliminate it all together

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

Congratulations to @Trevor4indiana for winning tonight’s primary!

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

Of all the discussion on the death of spirit airlines this is by far the best summary. @Georgesantos for president. Or at least the Senate.

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

Shut up you just murdered 40k+ jobs and contributed to airfares being raised. Spirit airlines gave low income Americans an opportunity to travel within their means. Happy now you socialist cunt?

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

This is brilliant.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

I agree! Vote for @Trevor4indiana

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

INDIANA, I ASK FOR YOUR VOTES

👉Vote for these State Senate candidates by May 5th👈

▪️Trevor De Vries - District 1

▪️James “Jay” Starkey - District 6

▪️Dr. Brian Schmutzler - District 11

▪️Darren Vogt - District 15

▪️Blake Fiechter - District 19

▪️Tracey Powell - District 21

▪️Richard Bagsby - District 22

▪️Paula Copenhaver - District 23

▪️Brenda Wilson - District 38

▪️Jeff Ellington - District 39

▪️Michelle Davis - District 41

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

This is how it’s done Indiana.

[David M. McIntosh @DavidMMcintosh]

Florida state House and Senate passed a new map in ONE DAY. Already heading to @GovRonDeSantis' desk.

THAT'S how you do it! Take notes, Republicans. https://t.co/eABdlqxZm7

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@realBrandonGill Thank you

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@stelzner_n1150 Yes. Come back home.

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@frjamesa Amen Father

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@GospodyniHanka It’s true and it’s really sad.

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@BasedMikeLee Congress

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@metathomist Revert here !

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@Georgesantos Who are the clean 35? That seems too high

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@Timcast I pray you’ll come home. I came back after 25 years.

[Gretchen @themsgoers]

@tanpukunokami Same exact thing happens in the US. It’s horrible.