Brendan Fraser’s Cup of Coffee

Afghani Ferroequinologist. Frasier was kind of based on my life. Gregory lives like a normal cat despite weighing over 25 kilos. Baseball.

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paucity

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learning new words

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profligate

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getting a boaner from Family guy Mila Kinus

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It’s interesting how the only ads on Hulu Family Guy are for more Family Guy. A lesson in there…

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people calling it kiwi fruit is a lot like how Cotton Hill calls it a Cadillac car

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shitting what can only be described as foam

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its #ShitWaterSunday

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I’m sick of living through intestinal requirements whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm

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well National Biscuit Company, it worked. The O-R-E-O C-O-O-K-I-E BALLS song is still in my head 13 years later.

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I’d like to work at whatever job they are doing in that Cintas commercial

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book at Chili’s #cbtm

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touch of the ‘tism (nepotism)

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this is worse than benign. this is beten.

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the Dred Pirate Roberts Decision

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Homophobic Kevin Harlan be like: “I’ll callin’ both gay!”

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whatever you are spending on oats double it

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Every squad got the one guy who just there to settle maritime salvage law disputes! 🤣😭

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you’re laughing? there’s a tear in my beer and you’re laughing?

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call me captain Ahab the way I shoot peak wad