Sam

[rew Vachon @rewVachon]

The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest

[Kris Kringle @drunkclaus]

orry sme bitch syynced my phon, i don'tknow what thiiss shit is

[Sam @themuncinator]

Playing the LOST drinking game... Drinking every time something irrational happens.

[Lady Drake @twiiiterjiiter]

Ever wonder about those people who spend 3.00 on those little bottles of Evian water?Try spelling Evian backwards.

[Sam @themuncinator]

@TheDisco_Spider Going this Sunday sucka!

[Sam @themuncinator]

@TheDisco_Spider I've never understood (: people...

[Sam @themuncinator]

@jessbarrell I'll never be able to point with just one finger again!

[Sam @themuncinator]

Hobo sack dat 30 rack

[Princess Kim @RealPrincessKim]

True love is dropping half of a sandwich on the floor without anyone seeing, and giving your significant other the clean half.

[Sam @themuncinator]

Pondering the reliability of this Aldi's brand energy drink...

[Sam @themuncinator]

You've been living an emotionless life unless you've listened to a Disney music soundtrack drunk...

[Sam @themuncinator]

Anyone ever desperately tried looking for the vomit that flies leave after they land on you? Wonder if it looks like ours. Oh, just me?

[Sam @themuncinator]

@TheDisco_Spider, you are the life force behind my Twitter. Thanks for keeping it interesting

[Sam @themuncinator]

You know you've reached an all time low when the 3.5 minutes it takes to microwave Easy Mac is just too much effort.

[Rachel the Frog @rachel_thefrog]

I kind of hate how ever since I got my "keep moving forward" tattoo, my mom uses the phrase constantly. #ifyouknewmymomyoudunderstand

[Sam @themuncinator]

Drinkin' a 40 and watching Real Housewives. Happy birthday to me! #steelreserve #pathetic

[Rachel the Frog @rachel_thefrog]

It's national rum day?!