Sri Guru Babaji

Here to find fake Bharat Matrimony profiles.

[jitesh💙 @Jitesh_117]

imagine going to a hospital just to find out it has been booked for a music event by some "growth hackers"

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

@Blank__mij That’s not what pick me means. PR bots need to learn better

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

@Im_AYAANBB13_ @EktaaRKapoor Nope. Speak for yourself

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

Hey @NetflixIndia are you okay with promoting people biting each other on tv? There are real risks from human bites - bacterial infections and serious virus transmissions
#lockupp2

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

Biting and kicking is really disgusting. #lockupp2

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

Harshad is a sweet guy. I’ve come to like him. #lockupp2

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

Shilpa Shinde is so upset that Shivangi made it this far lol.
Suck it up madam

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

Big fat liar Shreya Kalra

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

@NetflixIndia You just handed her the box because she sat herself next to the host. That’s not called eating.

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

@NetflixIndia Why don’t you do an unscripted reality show next? Why are Indian reality shows so terribly boring and scripted

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

Is sunny Deol crying or angry? You can’t really tell

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

Who has written the script for #ikka? It’s illogical and the dialogues are ridiculous. What’s even happening?

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

Why did Tillotama shome even opt to act in that horrid film #Ikka

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

@BlrCityPolice @blrcitytraffic can you please help? Uber doesn’t respond to any queries and they are suggesting incredibly high fares for rides.

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

Hi @Uber_India how are you Charging 60 INR for a 1 km ride? It’s double the amount the government has set. Isn’t it illegal?

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

@kadalcippi Hi I’d be very grateful for this.

[ವಿಷ್ಣು @matkashbakihai]

Most of the activities and places, popular with North Indians in Bengaluru is often avoided by the the locals.

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

@nikhilchinapa Isn’t your surname chinnappa? I’d really want to know this first.

[Sri Guru Babaji @themurakamicat]

@SanskritChannel 700