"You think it's funny?! I wish you'd all die! Why the f*ck did you survive, you bastards?!"
A young man in Russian-occupied Mariupol heard an aircraft flying in the sky, got terrified and dropped down on the ground.
The teenagers sitting next to him made fun of him.
I walk in to class, having read the 30 pages of required reading for the week. Feeling confident, I asked my colleagues what they thought of the reading: "The first one was good!"
.... I was not aware there was more than one reading.
I knew I became a FULL organ nerd the moment I heard the Organist-Performer go from leading the hymn “O God of matchless glory” [Hastings] directly into Bach’s Prelude and Fugue in E flat and I was just:
I’m 25 years old and wondering at what point do I start calling my piano students parents by their first name? Am I adult enough? Do I need to have a child or be married first? 🤔 #satiricallyserious