David Mwaura

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

In case you're confused Why Africans are supporting Brazil against Morroco tonight, aside from the fact that they dedicated their success in the last world cup to the "Arab world" after Africans supported them.

Here's their most recent BS

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya plans to sell anonymised, non-personal data from platforms like eCitizen to businesses, researchers, and NGOs.

The plan aims to raise revenue and improve government planning.

[Personal data like names and ID numbers will not be included].

[Macharia Njeru @MachariaNjeru]

Super petrol was kshs 159.12 and diesel kshs 140 per litre when Ruto became President.While campaigning he had promised to reduce these prices.Super petrol is now kshs 214.25 and diesel kshs 242.92. State house budget was kshs 4.7 Billion when he took over and it is now kshs 17 Billion.Misplaced priorities by a Man who doesn’t care for the Country.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Breaking News

EPRA has increased fuel and is set to affect Mount Kenya, youths, and Edwin Sifuna. EPRA announces that it will not affect the people of tutam.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Africa Forward Summit was so chaotic that President Kagame was stranded outside at some point. Total’s Global CEO was also blocked, and was seen yelling at security.

Some presidents & dignitaries left without speaking as things spiraled. Kenya (or France?) dropped the ball bigly

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Deep down sugoi seseseko would want to modernize the Nairobi museum, atoe hizo mifupa mzee alete mpya za ngombe.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

I have watched Dr Gikonyo under cross examination and what struck me is that some men reach an age where intimidation stops working on them.

There is a certain calmness that comes from having seen governments come and go, presidents rise and fall, ministers behave like small gods, and public storms disappear after a few weeks. You could see a man who was not auditioning for approval from the room, the lawyers, the cameras or the political crowd outside.

That is what made it interesting. Kenya is full of people who tremble the moment power enters the room. They start calculating what to say, who might be offended, which side is watching and how tomorrow’s headlines may read. Dr Gikonyo looked like someone who has outlived that fear.

At some point in life, the most dangerous person in any room is not the loudest one. It is the old man who no longer needs anything from anyone.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

The role of Senators under Article 96:

• Represent counties – Speak for their county at the national level.
• Make laws – Debate and pass Bills that affect counties.
• Oversee funds – Check how money sent to counties is used.
• Share revenue – Help decide how national funds are divided among the 47 counties.
Senators DO NOT run counties or MANAGE services like roads, hospitals, or schools. That’s the Governor’s job. Their POWER is in Parliament: making laws, protecting devolution, and holding the national government accountable on county matters.

[I am Chege @_James041]

MAJAMAA, I HAVE A VERY SENSITIVE MATTER HERE THAT NEEDS OUR SUPPORT🛑CONSUMER ALERT!🛑

" My name is Isaac Irungu.

On the 18th of October 2016, I bought a 12.7Kgs gas cylinder from National Oil at my local shop in Buru Buru, Nairobi.

On the morning of 19th October 2016, I lit the gas to boil water as I prepared my kids for school. Coming back, the water had not boiled and I resorted to using electric kettle.

In 15mins my kids were done with breakfast and off they left for school. For those that have used National Oil gas, new cylinders emit very little gas. I came back to the kitchen to make my breakfast, and when I stroke the match, the whole kitchen went blue into flames.

I got my treatment and while visitors streamed in, one of the visitors making some beverage noted that the gas had no smell. I notified @EPRA_KE whom in turn sent SGS to do an inspection. They did, and true to our fears, the LPG gas did not contain the "Ethyl Mercaptan" a chemical which is a foul smell that should notify someone of a leaking gas.

National Oil senior officials visited me in November and suggested for compensation. But after the meeting, I called Safety Director of National Oil and he told me to direct my complaints to EPRA. When I did, I was requested by EPRA to send a fee note to National Oil through my lawyer. I did and we got a response from their insurance APA on the 31st of January 2017. They eventually requested for SGS report to process compensation which I have done over 15 letters( frame two is the latest) including countless visits to EPRA and by omission they are technically collapsing my compensation. The court has given as 14 days to get and file the SGS report and the deadline is 14th of May 2026.

I have started an online petition, seeking help from Kenyans to help me pressurize @EPRA_KE to release the SGS report. Kindly help me signing the petition via the link below and also help tagging EPRA on this post. Thank you 🙏 and be blessed"
The link: https://t.co/7pJbZpYHyh

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Finds V.A.T. on fuel at 8 %, raises it to 16%, then "lowers" it to 13% and finally to 8%... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds dollar at 119, raises it to 162 and then "lowers" it to 130... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds ID registration FREE, introduces a Ksh. 1,000 fee and then "scraps" it after 13 months in the spirit of listening to the cries of Kenyans... MATAK0 YAKE! Finds Fuel at Ksh. 159, raises it to Ksh. 177, increases it again to Ksh. 207 and then "reduces" it to Ksh. 190. Increases it by 48 shillings, then "cuts" Ksh. 10... MATAK0 YAKE!

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Kiambu County has shown KRA dust.

KRA audited the county.

And found the county was collecting serious money from:

- Parking fees
- Business licenses
- Market fees
- Renting stalls
- Renting stadia
- And other county fees

Then KRA asked:

- Where is our VAT?

- If you charge 10,000 for stalls
- You should have added 16% VAT

So Kiamburians should have paid: 11,600

And the extra 1,600 goes to KRA.

But Kiambu did not charge VAT. So KRA became dramatic and said:

- No problem. You'll give us that VAT from your own county coffers.

It is at that moment that, Gov Wamatangi knew hii si mchezo.

He ran to court.

He argued:

- The county is not a business entity.
- It is a government unit performing public functions
- It does not operate for profit
- The county fees charged are already a form of tax
- Charging VAT on them is double taxation
- It is illegal

The court agreed.

And KRA’s VAT demand was set aside.

This is a big precedent.

It means:

- County services should not be inflated by VAT.

- Public services are not businesses to charge 16% VAT.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

William Ruto is Kenya's greatest risk as a country. Not Al-Shabaab and tribalism. Ruto has trained Duale, Murkomen to be thieves and abusive

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕾𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓 @CarolineThee]

I'm posting here for you to know. I'm raising awareness and not spreading fear or propaganda. Yesterday when I was walking back at home at around 8:30 pm,I passed a white SUV,KDW that was waiting in the middle of the road. I passed it and immediately the one who was inside turned

[IRAN EMBASSY in KENYA @IRANinKENYA]

Your Excellency, allow us to comment on this post in which we are of the view that it has missed a few important chapters of international law:
1. Aggression originates from the U.S. and the Israeli regime use of regional water, air and land territories: Based on Article 3(f) of the UN General Assembly Resolution 3314 (XXIX) (Definition of Aggression, 14 December 1974), “The action of a State in allowing its territory, which it has placed at the disposal of another State, to be used by that other State for perpetrating an act of aggression against a third State” constitutes aggression. For months, we had warned neighboring countries—particularly those along the Persian Gulf—that any aggression from their soil against Iran would be met with our inherent right to self‑defense. Despite their denials, numerous attacks against Iran have been launched from U.S. bases in these countries, a small example being the downing of three military aircraft in Kuwait.
2. Violation of Article 2(4) of the UN Charter: The United States and the Israeli regime have violated Article 2(4) , which requires all Members to “refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any state.” Their military aggression against Iran’s sovereignty and territorial integrity is the root cause of the current crisis.
3. Iran’s response is lawful, legitimate self‑defense: Our response has been strictly in exercise of our inherent right to self‑defense, consistent with international law and the principles of proportionality, necessity, and discrimination. Operations have targeted only military bases and assets of the aggressors. After these military installations were struck, enemy military personnel and forces fled into hotels and civilian centers, taking innocent civilians as hostages—a gross violation of the law of armed conflict.
4. The Strait of Hormuz: prior freedom of navigation & current restrictions: Before the U.S.‑Israeli regime military aggression against Iran’s territorial integrity and sovereignty, the Strait of Hormuz was open to all countries. Any current disruption to Persian Gulf security or maritime traffic is a direct consequence of that aggression, and full responsibility lies with the aggressors. As the coastal state, Iran has introduced necessary restrictions to ensure safe passage. Vessels belonging to non‑belligerent countries may conduct innocent passage in coordination with Iran. Clearly, vessels of belligerent parties—especially the U.S. and the terrorist Israeli regime, as well as those serving their interests—cannot use this waterway.
5. Call on all free and independent nations: The Islamic Republic of Iran expects all free and independent nations to stand on the right side of history and condemn the aggressors. We reaffirm our readiness for diplomatic solutions based on mutual respect and international law, but will not hesitate to defend our sovereignty, territorial integrity, and national security.
Thank you Excellency for paying due consideration the the above facts.

[Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu @KelvinuhK]

Leaving for Airport, I had to use Matatu, I had very little left for spending, I couldn't afford uber. For a flight leaving at 3am, I left at 10pm and arrived very early, because otherwise I wouldn't find a matatu to the airport at 2am. Regardless, We Won!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

There’s this skater by the name Kevin who won Gold for Kenya in Benin. I’m very sure that CS for sports was not even aware of this.

He privately paid for his ticket. Cabinet secretaries are busy campaigning for Ruto.

[Good Chaos @chaos_254]

Kasongo after 2027 election #vurugu

[David Mwaura @themwaura]

@Safaricom_Care Hii My One App yenu haifanyi kazi.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Nairobi Hospital is not a private hospital, the president is the patron - Okiya Omtatah

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Things are so thick in this country that the prezdent is hawking passports to terrorists and warlords. Ni mbayaaaa.