jordan

call me a safe bet. i’m betting i’m not.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

evil again

[jordan @thenaelli]

that’s fucking wild 💀

[jordan @thenaelli]

when youre dealing with a crisis and youre not seeing your psychiatrist for at least another two weeks 🫩

[jordan @thenaelli]

ang hirap pala gawing witness ng lawyer din HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[iana murray @ianamurray]

this being my everyday makeup but i'm just bad at applying it and don't look like zendaya

[jordan @thenaelli]

😭

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

they're going to make young ivar stenberg look at not one but two tkachuks in his first nhl game ever

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Your first look at the Sharks 2026-27 season. The official trailer is out tomorrow.

[jordan @thenaelli]

after everything, i can’t even bring myself to be angry. nasasaktan lang ako more than anything lmfao

[jordan @thenaelli]

ay wow attitude si attorney mo LMFAO

[Jorge @djodjeee_]

That one scene in Obsession

[jordan @thenaelli]

pasalamat na lang talaga ako na naka-escitalopram ako pota kaunti na lang maa-admit na ako sa psych ward

[jordan @thenaelli]

man 😭😭😭

[jordan @thenaelli]

sobrang basura ng motion mo sagot sayo ng opposing counsel mo “i will not even reply to that” 😭

[jordan @thenaelli]

Lord, please. ang bigat.

[jordan @thenaelli]

another overseas trip on my birthday would heal me again tbh

[jordan @thenaelli]

mf kept asking why i kept my walls high and then proceeded to demonstrate exactly why i keep them that way.

[🫧 @gunsnlilies]

i used to hate it too but honestly over the time i’ve realised that being compassionate and embarrassing yourself in pursuit of love in times like today’s is an act of bravery so i give myself more grace even though my love was unrequited.

[esperando email da lorde @MayconBorgis]

o conceito de pedir pra que ele diga algo honesto e que machuque ela pra que as memórias do amor deles sejam arruinadas e ela não seja assombrada pelos momentos bons que eles viveram juntos https://t.co/efOnoEweg7

[jordan @thenaelli]

lmfao i wanna feel bad for marner but

[devi @gutsbian]

what the hell is wrong with olivia rodrigo and why the hell is the same thing wrong with me