Jimmy “The Nailgun” Moretti

Local 496 Asphalt Foreman | Montana Southern University ‘73 | Divorced x2 | Plays Golf (sucks) | Banned on Hinge | Conspiracy Theory Preacher

[Jimmy “The Nailgun” Moretti @thenailgun]

1 like and I’ll dox @gordiebeerz

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@gordiebeerz

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100% making the guys wear these things 🤣🤣🤣 This is what they get for damaging that one houses sprinkler head in 2013 #consequences

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The night never ends well when the beers are #flowing like the Colorado river

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Good night to everyone except food influencers #gotohell

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Nothing worse than realizing you’re fully out of clean laundry #pain

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Boutta roll the dice on a gas station pen #skronk

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This summer, I had the absolute privilege of #hazing my intern. If that coffee order was wrong lets just say it wasn’t a fun day for the kid. Hell week incoming #pledge #linkedinfluencer

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Cuse candyman 100% in the #files

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Hot take: Sport commentators should have to call games with a minimum blood alcohol content of .08. After all, they are entertainers, it would be way more entertaining if they were #rinsed all game. You know what needs to be done Roger @nflcommish….

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Just bet my entire life savings that $DUOL will miss earnings on @Kalshi #kalshipartner

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UPDATE: I can’t drive home, meet me at a gas station #nailgundown

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Just got called into the Situation Room at the 📍 #Sendagon … Pray 🙏

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Just got called into the Situation Room at the 📍 #Sendagon … Pray 🙏

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@blake_bagshire @NewportBSR Can’t remember much from that trip. But from what I can remember…. Wow

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Nothing better than deleting #48beers on the way to Penn Station #2stops #liability

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@lisatoto8 Lisa, he was on the way home from the #19th hole, aka the clubhouse. Safe to say he was #blackout #rinsed 👍

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These Tony Romo edits are going to encourage drunk driving.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

Romo might be the first person ever to rehabilitate their public image by getting a DUI

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Cigarette Stats for the week:

9.27 packs smoked
Avg. 24/day
Earliest dart 3:11 AM
Max: 36 in one day (T2 all time)
3 lost lighters