Groucho Man Savage 🐷

Scientist. Patriot. Earthican.

[Groucho Man Savage 🐷 @thenaimark]

@serialgrandpa @taanubey @cwebbonline Oh yeah, you're a scientist.

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@montuckydave @cwebbonline MAN WHO PAYS NAZI TO FORCE PEOPLE TO READ HIS COMMENTS ON A FREE WEBSITE HAS SUDDEN CONCERNS ABOUT MERIT

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@RepFine "All anyone would need to do is fill it out, sign it, and send it back."

Do it. Show the libs how easy it is and how you'll never be caught.

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The most persuasive legal defense I've ever heard.

[Historic Boxing @BoxerJoeGrim]

If I'd hit him there'd have been nothing left of him to sue me...

Jack Dempsey was cleared of walloping and injuring a bootblack by a New York jury #OnThisDay in 1939 after mounting a simple but compelling defence to the allegation. The plaintiff, a 135lb man named Charles McFarland, sought $3,000 in damages after claiming that Dempsey socked him in the stomach when he tickled the former heavyweight king while helping him put on his coat at a barber shop opposite Dempsey's restaurant on West 50th Street. Dempsey insisted he had responded to the tickle by nudging McFarland with his elbow "all in good fun". He told jurors: "Listen, if I had socked this little guy he wouldn't be here to tell the story. And if I have to pay him $3,000 I feel I should be entitled to at least one punch at him." The jury threw out the lawsuit after accepting the logic of Dempsey's argument.

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Drink a glass of lemonade for "The Durable Dane" today.

[Donovan Kasp @DonovanKasp]

Happy Birthday to former Lightweight World Champion Battling Nelson. He was inducted into the International Boxing Hall of Fame in 1992. He passed away in 1954 at the age of 71. 🇩🇰🥊

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@RihnAndrew Great photo.

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@WillErazo440 @SAMTHEMAN1976 @harryjsisson That is nightmarish.

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@McFaul The media is so unconcerned the White House didn't even feel the need to make an official statement about why he showed up in public like this.

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@bareknucklefc @alppouch That's some technique there.

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@Jomboy_ My reaction.

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@tblommers55 @HQNewsNow LOOK AT HOW RELAXED AND FOCUSED HE IS

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@EWErickson "...why do so many progressive women have daddy issues?"

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@Kandi8907 @kyledcheney

[Matt Bors @MattBors]

There are 6 days to go in this Kickstarter and a $10k gap to close. I am genuinely wondering if we get there. If you have thought about backing this project, now is the time. https://t.co/XecbTl8iQq

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@FreedomMimi1313 @pwbnyc @SenSchumer "What about winning a lawsuit do you not understand??"

The part where you keep claiming a lawsuit was won, dummy.

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@FreedomMimi1313 @SenSchumer HE WUN DUH MONEY IN UH LAWSOOT

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@MikeFouche25 @SenSchumer

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@HedgeDirty

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@douglaschu_ Mormons waiting their turn.

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@atrupar Could be fun. Put him on the screen all the time so people boo. Hold a halftime promotion challenging him to make a halfcourt shot. Make all the trivia questions about Obama.