f u fat tom

guaranteed rubbish tweets, but mans for the fans

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Some males disgusting, not washing hands after weeing, piss all over the seat, skiddies. Yassis oaks get it together

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Compliments compliments

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Please the chels please

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Anyone who doesn’t live in Cape Town I don’t think you realise what it’s been like going through life with just a gale force wind everywhere, two weeks now, everywhere. Most overstimulating thing in the world

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Just because it’s a wine farm doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have a draft beer, honestly

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Yussus Chelsea

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@jaaaybaebae Brother we are touching 30 almost 😭😭

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Brothers MD tomorrow night and his dates getting Dior make up as a gift, I gave my date a wrist corsage

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@Ndadzo14 Dior Addict apparently it’s quite sweet I won’t lie

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@LeboeaMore My mum said they’re moving different these days

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Wasn’t in jhb for 24 hours before the water ran dry

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Anything better than an Airbnb host telling you they have the full bouquet of channels

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@Nikie_Jairo11 First sip of henny ✅ ✅

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One thing about Cape Town people is they will dress up to look cool rather than wear their bok shirts sad

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@PooBouy Renew the league king

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Beers with the lads whilst the ladies have there women’s day lunch is the move then you link later to celebrate perfect women’s day

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Today we celebrate Milton, my tax guy 🙏🏼❤️

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Fucking Chelseeeaaaaa dreamland!!!

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The obsession with Moerat?? His chat with the ref is good but what else?

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@Thulani_Dlamini @WhoWouldYouTell happy birthday to two of the best happy birthday boys