thenamesjane

Don't think and don't worry. When the time comes, you'll know what to do.

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Being mad at your hair is a different kind of self hate

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Bringing your child to Vegas should be illegal. #childabuse

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My toxic trait is using my credit card and just tossing it back in my purse and panicking the next time I go to use it because it’s not in my wallet 🙃

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It’s wild thinking back to when you spent all of your saved up money on an iPod and had to wait until you got home to plug it into a computer to set it up. #howilearnedpatience #itunes

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The best thing about having a zit on your face during a pandemic is that know one even knows you have a zit on your face.

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@ScooterJeanette I feel ya girl. I did something similar once. Nothing like your legs shaking and burning through the whole shift 😂🙈

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I hate how obsessed with good food I am.😒If I eat a meal and it isn’t satisfying, I must have another 👀

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I would rather walk somewhere than drive on the highway with the windows down 👀

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How come mosquito bites itch so much more once you’ve crawled into bed? 😩😑

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You never truly realize how many things you have stockpiled until you move 👀😬

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Wanna get me heated? Ask me about how stupid people are in a drive-thru especially now that it’s the only option 🙃😡😑

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It’s actually comical that fast food is considered “essential” in 2020 👀😂

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Everyone wants what they can’t have. For example, I’ve never wanted to go to the gym so bad until now. Oh well 🤷🏼‍♀️ maybe next month 😂

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Today I asked a patient in my scanner if they were still doing okay in there. His reply: “Honestly, I don’t even know” 😂 Same man. Same. Lol

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When you work in the medical field, it’s always on your mind. So every time I see CBD Oil advertisements all I can think of is the common bile duct. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Pasta Straws > Paper Straws

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At this age, when couples get professional pictures taken, I assume they’re engagement pics. It’s almost weird when they’re not... 😂🙈🤷🏼‍♀️